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Bash Quote: [ Alkivar] We're On Our Way Back From Partying...


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[ Alkivar] we're on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend ... It was like sunday afetrnoon we're headed back west
[ Alkivar] we're cruisin... Maybe 130-140mph
[ Alkivar] flew past a trooper on the side of the road
[ Alkivar] trooper lights up ... Siren blasting ...
Chasnig us down the highway
[ Alkivar] we're both like should we stop ... There's no way he can catch up to us
[ Alkivar] we decided to be good and stop
[ Alkivar] cop catches up to us ...

Comes out gun drawn ... Pissed as hell
[ Alkivar] walks up to the side of the car and goes
[ Alkivar] "SON CAN I SEE YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE"
[ Alkivar] Jason pulls out his fucking pilot's license
[ Alkivar] cop's jaw hits the fucking ground
[ Alkivar] most stunned face I have ever fucking seen
[ Alkivar] in this practically a whimper goes "get the fuck out of here"
[ Alkivar] no ticket... Too embarassed apparently
[ Alkivar] I will never forget that day long as I live
[ Alkivar] I was sure we were goin to jail




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