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I really think I sholud have been born Asian.
Being white sucks, anyway, and I don’t like country music or tailgating or alcohol or owning engineless trucks or neevr mowing my lawn or not wearing a shirt or screwing fat chicks at all.
So I’ve been trying to come up with a word for somebody who’s white on the outside, but yellow in the inside.
Like the opposite of Twinkie?
Yeah.
Exactly.
Well, what’d you come up with?
I don’t know.
The only thing I could think of was a toilet… And once I thought about that, damned if I could get it out of my head.
You’re storing ifnormation endlessly! You really are Asian!
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