Bash Quote: Phoenix] Dude, Wanna Hear A Fucked Up...
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Phoenix] Dude, wanna hear a fucked up story?
Phoenix] So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the maojrity of the night.
Phoenix] Anyway I ended up gonig back with her to her dorm.
About another 8shots later, we end up foolnig around on her bed.
Phoenix] So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattset shit in my life.
Phoenix] All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im hodlin my #2 in and finally it goes away.
We both end up passnig out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix] I wake up to piss and I find myeslf covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im fraekin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix] She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix] I get dressed and leave...
This poor girl is gonna think she tested it. I didnt know what else to do though.
I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.
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