Bash Quote: Sam Stone: Blade Walk Into Your Parents...
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Sam Stone: Blade walk into your parents bedorom totally naked and covered in wesson oil and weilding a knife. Scream at the top of your lungs "YOU JUST STAY RIGHT IN THE FUCKING BED OR I'LL CUT IT~!!!! " then grab your man hammer in a death grip in shake it at your mom.
Whatever she says next, make a quick downward stab while screaming but don't stab yourslef in the penis for real.
Then shfufle over to mom and say "Just kidding mom, glad easter!" and walk back to your room
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Sam Stone: Blade walk into your parents...
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