Bash Quote: Yami: Three Men Who Were Lost In The Forest...

Yami: Three boys who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals.

The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the tiral was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three boys went separate ways to gather fruits.
Yami: The first one came back and said to the king, "I brouhgt ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him.
"You have to
shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."
Yami: The fisrt apple went in...

But on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.
Yami: The second one arrived and shoewd the king ten berries.
When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himeslf that this
should be fast. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...
And on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
Yami: The frist guy and the second guy met in heaven.

The fisrt one
asked, "Why did you laugh?