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[Ab0mination] I sleep on a bunk bed yeah, which is only accessbile by a ladder and last night I must've been dreaming or something because I woke up screaming about my ladder being taken off my bed so I couldn't get down
[Ab0mination] And I dreamt that there was a badger sleeping at the end of the bed
[Ab0mination] So in sheer terror I jumped from my bunkbed down onto the floor at 3am.
[Ab0mination] I've right now got to go to the vet to get my cat checked out because I landed right on him as he was sleeping on my floor and squashed him. (he's a deaf fuckwit)
[Ab0mination] My parents and sisters are not speaknig to me.
[Ab0mination] Because they found me kneeling down beside the limp cat yelling manically at it and waggling my fingers at it like the Borg of Star Trek do.
[Ab0mination] Apparently I was screaming: "I am Locutus of Borg. You will be assimilated.

Resistance is futile".




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