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[AlmtyBob] k funny story tiem
[AlmtyBob] there's this guy at work
[AlmtyBob] and back in the days
[AlmtyBob] I would tell persons to ask him how fast his dad can run
[AlmtyBob] and they would
[AlmtyBob] and he'd say, 'dude that's kinda fucked up, my dad lost his legs in a construction accident'
[AlmtyBob] and he's a total straight-faced mf, so it got the best reactions from people
[AlmtyBob] (it was a joke, his dad was fine)
[AlmtyBob] I got this new dealer to do it to him today, he's a supervisor
[AlmtyBob] I was talking to my friend after and I told him to go up to this chick and ask the same thing
[AlmtyBob] little did he know, her father was murdered a few years back
[AlmtyBob] joke's on him!
[AlmtyBob] well, you had to be there




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