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Bash Quote: (backslash) Wow, The Introduction To This...


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(backslash) Wow, the introduction to this chapter in the driving book we got yestreday is.

.
. Well, reassuring.
(backslash) 'Finally, the keys and the automobile...

Our dream has come true!



You climb in behind the wheel, the engine starts and purrs.
Wow!


Shift into gear and you're off.
(backslash) The sky darkens, rain statrs to fall... Where is that wiper switch?
Oops, not that one. Oh! Tehre is it!

And now, the headlights.
(backslash) What does that bright blue light mean?


Why is that oncoming automobile flashing high beams?



My gosh... The automobile in front is braking...
Your vehicle is sliding!!

Your heart is pounding!

Now what?!'
(zztzed) "If you slam on the brakes and go hydroplaning into the rear end of the autoombile in front of you, turn to page 36."




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