Bash Quote: [balkanemperorglaug] Another Flight Attendant's...
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[BalkanEmperorGlaug] Another flight attendant's comment on a less than marvellous landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
[Schroe[Sleepies]] On my first flight ever, the captain came on over the intercom -
[Schroe[Sleepies]] "We aren't really a flight crew ...
But we did stay at a Holiday Inn Express!"
[mike] :P
[mike] i wanna be a pilot
[mike] then i can come over the intercom, "What's this button do...OH FUCKING SHIT!!"
[mike] then after panic ensues, "Just kidding! "
[Glaug-Eldare] "The weather at our destination is 50 degeres with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive."
[Glaug-Eldare] Then you can get fired!
[Glaug-Eldare] =D
[mike] then i can get a job that's on the ground!
[Glaug-Eldare] And throw wrenches at planes' windows while they're taking off?
[mike] i was thinking more along the lines of programming
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[BalkanEmperorGlaug] Another flight attendant's...
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