Bash Quote: [baloo]lispy: I Have This Horrible Addiction To...
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[baloo]lispy: I have this horrible addiction to food. I try to quit, but I just get wracked with pain after a day or two every time and just have to have a cheeseburger.
[baloo]They only told me the positive effects of food. Nobody ever told me food would be hard to quit.
[malfunct`]their highly addictive products which are advertised as safe got me hooked and ruined my teeth and put me at high risk for heart disease and diabetes
[baloo]exactly
[malfunct`]and from what I hear, mcdonalds is ruining my liver
[baloo]Not to mention high cholestorol
[lispy]baloo: i find myself horribly addicted to O_2...i can't go five minutes wtihout it...i get shakey and light headed...i'll fight someone that won't let me get my O_2 fix
[malfunct`]ok bal, I don't buy that pepsi gave me high colesterol
[baloo]lispy: I know what you mean. I get the same way about water after a couple hours on a hot day.
[malfunct`]lispy: yeah, the 02 addiction is nearly as bad as my dihydrogen monoxide addiction
[malfunct`]and you know how many bad things dihydrogen monoxide can do
[baloo]malfunct`: Yeah. I mean, holy hell, you mix dhydrogen monoxide and dioxygen long enough undisturbed on the hood of your car and it'll eat right through it. Might take a couple of years, but it'll do it.
[malfunct`]baloo: yeah, and how many natural disasters can be traced back to the dihydrogen monoxide as a source
[lispy]baloo: it only takes a couple ounces of that stuff to kill a baby in a matter of mniutes if you leave their face in it
[baloo]malfunct`: No kidding. You breathe even a little of that and it'll hurt like hell for days.
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