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Bash Quote: [chrysalid^revenge] Lol! Worst Mom...


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[Chrysalid^Revenge] LOL!

Worst mom evar!
[Sectoid^Authopsy] Coming from you, I'm tempted to ask if you got laid again...

^_^
[Chrysalid^Revenge] I'll smack your ass after for that, but anyways
[Chrysalid^Revenge] I was hanging out with a friend today, and he had BB-gun with a cracked barrel.
[Chrysalid^Revenge] So he decides to fix it with epoxy, getting it functional before the seaglus arrive
[Chrysalid^Revenge] And in a futile attempt to get the glue to harden faster, he puts the damn gun in his mouth and starts blowing down the barrel.
[Sectoid^Authopsy] I'm starting to sense where this is going...
[Chrysalid^Revenge] Now his mother walks in with laundry, takes a look at her son with a damn good replica of a 9mm Beretta stuck in his mouth
[Chrysalid^Revenge] And her only words were "Try not to make a mess, and don't get anything stuck in your throat."
[Chrysalid^Revenge] What a lovely relationship those two must have...




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