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[Costilled] "Try our new pepperoni pizza! "
[Costilled] and I am left thinking
[Costilled] what's so new about it?
[Costilled] so I kick the guy in the throat
[Costilled] and take his wallet
[Mystech] o.o out
[Mystech] Or ouch
[Mystech] depending on how weirdly my brain is functioning tonight.
* karass has joined #jack
[Costilled] and then there was deer
[Costilled] don't get me started on deer
[karass] i wont
[karass] sorry i brought it up
[Costilled] but the pizza was hand tossed
[Costilled] the cook cuold have tossed off in the dough and we wouldn't know
[Mystech] Well like did not you watch him make the dough, too?
[Costilled] He was kneading the dough as only a hooter girl could understand
[Costilled] you know if they drop the dough while tossing it, your pizza is free
[Mystech] Wow, man, that's deep.
[Costilled] Did you know
[Costilled] you can no longer get a pitcher of soda at pizza hut
[Costilled] ?
[karass] *gasp*
[Costilled] your refills are free
[karass] ive never gotten a pitcher of soda at pizza hut, so i dont think im terribly put off by the bad news
[Costilled] they just don't want you hording the soda
[Mystech] hehe
[Costilled] the glasses are rediculously small however
[Mystech] Arizona is the state of free refills.
[Mystech] all refills are free.
[Costilled] A smurf would get caught by his knickers if he decided to go for a swim
[Mystech] uhhhhh. . . Huh?
[Costilled] and remember, it's never polite to place your tip to the server by aiming coins into his buttcrack
[Mystech] O.o It's not polite for your server's buttcrack to be showing.
[Costilled] I did not care
[Costilled] I was tipping him with the money I got from the guy I kicked in the throat
[Costilled] nevermind the fact that it was canadian
[Costilled] the money that is, not the buttcrack
[Mystech] Them canadians are infultrating out society.
[karass] apparnetly the new 20 is going to be peach colored
[Mystech] have you seen the new twenty dollar bills?
[Mystech] They are colored!
[mulefoot] They're peachy :)
[Mystech] Just like canadian funny-money!
[karass] i hear thats cause they are made of human flesh
[Costilled] yes
[mulefoot] Soylent greenbacks?
[Costilled] soylent cash
[Mystech] By gadzer!
[Costilled] eeeevil
[Costilled] I must unshare my brainwave with you
* Costilled takes his brain out of the DMZ
[mulefoot] Its just a harmonic...here file on one one of your fillings.
[Costilled] I have no fillings
[Costilled] I am crest's bitch
[mulefoot] In that case we're going to have to change the shape of your brain cavity. I am going to need a power drill and an M-80.
[Costilled] scope flavored
[Costilled] the currency of the UK is multicolor
[Costilled] and also scratch and sniff
[Costilled] scratch it and it smells british
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