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[Crowbar] yah, if you cut the ass while shaving, you might as well just stick your finegrs in and rip it wide open. at least that way you can claim you were raped
[Crowbar] oh man, i just woke up my wife from laughing
[Knower|] [wife] what's wrong honey? [crowbar] Oh, haha, just giving the guys some advice on anal tearing. [wife] oh, alright...just keep it down. [wife] wait, WHAT?!?!
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