Bash Quote: [cwilbur] We Have A Database Table With Fifteen...
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[cwilbur] we have a database table with fifteen million rows in it.
[cwilbur] they brought a manual database change in.
[cwilbur] "please print a table dump before and after you make the change."
[Azhrarn] nothing like hard copy to recover mistakes from!
[cwilbur] there are fifteen million rows in the table. if you want us to make a dump of the table just in case, that makes sense. but do you really want a *book*?
[cwilbur] "our policy says that we need a printout."
[confound] hahaha
[cwilbur] oooookay.
[Azhrarn] print out a link to the backup on your intranet :)
[confound] "that's not MY policy."
[cwilbur] no, they want a printout, they'll get a printout.
[pmichaud] what font size? how many lines per page?
[Azhrarn] Poor trees
[Halfjack] They'll only want it once.
[cwilbur] when someone asks why we've gone through three toner cartridges and the printer is still printing, we'll refer them to the twit.
[Azhrarn] shrink the font till it fits on one page :)
[pmichaud] purl, 15000000 / 66
[purl] 227272.727272727
[Azhrarn] !
[pmichaud] purl, 227272 / 5000
[purl] 45.4544
[pmichaud] 45 cases of paper :-)
[pmichaud] at 66 lines per page
[Azhrarn] and after he makes the changes...
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