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[DAMNIT] My god I hate being new clerk at the pharmacy where I work...
[DAMNIT] Today 80 year old guy comes in with a giant syringe, asking if we had it.
[DAMNIT] The guy hadned me it, I took it in my hand, and I looked in every part of the store possible cause I had no clue in hell what it was.
[DAMNIT] So, I go in back and ask the owner if we have it or can order it, still holding it in my hand.
[DAMNIT] The owner then bursts out joking and point at me, so I go "What's so funny?
The guy just wants to order it? "
[DAMNIT] So the owner goes "That's a enema syringe. It's porbally been up his ass plenty of times by the color of it! "
[DAMNIT] I then procede to calmly walk back to the front, give the guy his anal sucker back, and the owner then deals with him about ordering it.
[DAMNIT] Meenwhile I put every soap we have on my hands and rub like hell for 20 minutes till my skin is completely raw.
[DAMNIT] And I am the joking stock of the store now, and 2 of my relatives work there, so soon my whole family will be joking at me......
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