Bash Quote: [dharkbayne] Reverse Jesus Is Created When You...
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[Dharkbayne] Reverse Jesus is created when you masturbate in the bath and your sister falls pregnant by then bathing in the same water.
[Dharkbayne] Revesre Jesus would blind and cripple random people.
And give them leprosy.
[Dharkbayne] Reverse Jesus crucified the entire Roman Empire.
[Dharkbayne] Reverse Jeuss makes you die for his sins.
[Dharkbayne] Reverse Jesus can sink in water.
[Dharkbayne] Reverse Jesus can turn wine into water.
[Dharkbayne] Reverse Jesus dares you to stone whores if you're sinner.
[Dharkbayne] He was born in a cave on Easter and was killed in a shootout on Christmas eve when three kings finally tracked him down for outstanding debts of gold and spices.
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