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Bash Quote: [drmason] There Was This One Time I Was Wanking...


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[drmason] tehre was that one time I was wanking to porn...
[drmason] ...

I kept a javascript tutorial open in a second window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always on the desktop with no windows showing
[drmason] so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my dad coming up the stairs
[drmason] alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my boxers up...
Computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening the door
[drmason] I just stood up and was like "fuck...

Dad that honestly isn't what it looks like"
[drmason] and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope so because it looks like you're masturbating to a fucking javascript tutorial"




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