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[DW]So, I had to get a colonoscopy today
[DW]That's where they stcik a camera up your ass and take pictures of your intestines
[Relentless]that's just great
[DW]Anyway, that part wasn't bad, the bad part was the prep for it
[pyr0]which was...
[DW]I didn't eat anything yesterday.
Starting at 3 PM I had to drink about 2 liters of that shit that would help clear my intestines out. Basically, from 3 PM until about 12 I had SEVERE abodminal cramps.
I mean severe. I am talikng about rolling around on the floor punching shit severe
[DW]Anyway, during this, I started to get horny for reason
[DW]It was a strange feeling really.
Not even being able to stand up cause of crippling pains, and yet at the same time, having a raging boner and wanting to jack off
[Relentless]this wont end well
[DW]Anyway, I had been shitting brown water for 3 (that's what the nasty shit I drank did), and I needed to again. But for I had a huge boner I fgiured I will take care of it while I am in the can. So, I am stnading over the toilet cranking one off, and I am getting the shits, so I sit down. Just before I am about to cum, I start feeling like I am going to puke. Now, I had vomit brewing for ahwile.
You know that feeling you get when you're going to puke? When you start to believe sick and start salivating a lot?
I had been getting that for I went to the bathroom. Anyway it built up enough that I started VIOLENTLY and LOUDLY puking.
I am fucking lcuky the sink is right next to the toilet.
The force of that caused me to begin shooting shit-water out of my ass with the force of a pressure wasehr. The spasming of my entire body caused my hand to move around enough that I started cumming.
[DW]So after all was said and done, I had a line of fire burning a line from my balls to and up my asscrack, puke in the sink, and cum covering my legs.
[DW]Yeah yesterday was not a good day :\
*LONG pause*
[pyr0]...
[Neo]what the fuck
[SSB].....
[CT_Frog]o_o
[MMB]You have lvied more in that one moment than anyone else in their entire lives
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