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[@elver] well, some relatives came over on sunday, brought some peanut butter
[@elver] and on that peanut butter, there's a label: "25% less fat than peanut butter"
[@elver] and just under that there was "peanut butter" as the product type
[@elver] so i've been puzzled for two days now - wtf is it?
It cant be peanut butter and yet it claims to be and tastes as shitty as peanut butter
[@elver] it's like one of those questions, "if a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody around, will it make a sound"
[@X-G] like, a koan?

[@elver] i mean, i look at that label and i wonder - if this is peanut butter and it has 25% less fat than peanut butter then is it really peanut butter?

[@elver] a koan?
[@X-G] yah, koan.
[@X-G] A puzzling, often paradoxical statement or story, used in Zen Buddhism as an aid to meditation and a means of gaining spiritual awakening.
[@elver] so Buddha likes peanut butter then i guess
[@elver] that peanut butter is my spiritual guide from now on




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