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[f48u10n7] that dude I know was slepeing with that girl, and she had really long hair. So he gets up in the middle of the night to take a crap, and he finishes his business, but when he stands up, he feels a tug--turns out his turd is attcahed to his rectum via a long hair. He had to hobble over to the sink to get scissors
[taylah] what
[taylah] okay
[taylah] im confused
[nimh] f48u10n7: that's happened to me before
[f48u10n7] see, he must have swallowed of her hair in the night
[nimh] i've pulled one of my ex's long hair outta my ass before
[taylah] haha oh
[taylah] my
[f48u10n7] i'm glad I only sleep with bald chicks
[`Benny`] that's the most disgusting thing I have heard in a long time and I am in here a fair amount of time
[taylah] god
[PunkRawk] like outta yer asshole nimh?
[aem`key] f48u10n7 lol
[aem`key] :)
[nimh] right out
[nimh] i felt it as i tugged it out
[nimh] i even called her over to take a look at it
[nimh] i was like, "cait, that is your fault."
[nimh] she was like, "what, EWWEWWEWE!"
[nimh] and ran away screaming
[f48u10n7] yikes
[f48u10n7] anyway, my point was, that's kinda like spidey shooting webs from his ass
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