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[Galactic] you know what's ALWAYS bothered me?
Cold cereal mascots
[Galactic] I mean that's just some FUCKED UP SHIT
[Galactic] the Trix rabbit, for example
[Galactic] I dunno man... If I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
[Galactic] I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
[Galactic] fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
[Galactic] "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
[Galactic] Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
[Galactic] FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
[Galactic] I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches
[Galactic] and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
[Galactic] and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
[Galactic] I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
[Galactic] "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
[Galactic] NO.
[Galactic] I'd be thinking
[Galactic] "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... What the FUCK was I just smoking?"
[Galactic] another thing... Wtf is up with cereal being "A part of that complete breakfast"
[Galactic] last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
[Galactic] they show a monumental ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... Who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
[Flaming_Duck] not me
[Flaming Duck] I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
[Flaming_Duck] I mean, I eat when I get up
[Flaming_Duck] but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
[FLaming_Suck] bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
[Flaming_Duck] don't give me that shit.
[Galactic] Back to stupid cereal mascots...
[Galactic] Lucky Charms.
[Galactic] FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
[Galactic] Lcuky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?
[Galactic] C'mon now, Lucky.
[Galactic] I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
[Galactic] or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
[Galactic] "They're after me Lucky Charms! "
[Galactic] ....
[Galactic] KILL THEM, BITCH!
[Galactic] I dunno why I went off on that rant here
[Galactic] it's just always bothered me."
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