Bash Quote: [goatroper] So I Had A Checkup At The Doctor A...

[Goatroper] so i had a checkup at the doctor a couple months ago
[Goatroper] i waited in the goddamn lobby for like 2 hours
[Goatroper] i was just starting to doze off when they called me back into one of the exam rooms
[Goatroper] so i sit on that chair for like 30 more mins, and then fall asleep
[Goatroper] i wake up and have no idea what time it is or how long i've been waiting
[Goatroper] so 20 minutes later after I finished reading the Hispanic Business Weekly
[Goatroper] I start diggin through the drawers in the exam table and his desk drawer
[Goatroper] i find some hypos and don't touch them, some dressing gowns, and then i get to the drawer marked "OB/GYN"
[Goatroper] i open it up, take a peeky-peek inside, and what do I see? Speculums and rectal dilators.
[Goatroper] At that ponit I'm in his desk rolly-chair
[Goatroper] with about 40 rubber gloves in my pockets for later use
[Goatroper] so I grab a speculum in each hand
[Goatroper] and start making them sing and talk like little ducks
[Goatroper] i was rooting around for a sharpie and couldn't find one
[Goatroper] so i put them down and did my glove-trick
[Goatroper] i stretched a rubber glove over my head and blew it up
[Goatroper] then i grabbbed the speculums and started spinning around in his chair
[Goatroper] glove inflated on my head the size of two basketballs
[Goatroper] speculum in each hand
[Goatroper] spinning in his office chair
[Goatroper] i hear footsteps and as i'm extending my legs to slow down, the door opens
[Goatroper] the doctor is standing there with my chart in his hand
[kr0nus] omg
[Goatroper] i stopped spinning and just sat there, looking at him through the thin film of the glove
[Goatroper] he was like "Corey.....?

"
[Goatroper] I said "Many doctor's offices in many states."
[Goatroper] He was like "You want to take some with you?