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Bash Quote: [hackwiz] Oh Yeah Plus Today My Dad's Car Ran...


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[Hackwiz] oh yeah plus today my dad's automobile ran out of gas on the way out of the exit towards crawford street and we started pushing then a cop came behind us, gave us a ride home to get keys to the car's trunk to get gas tank. Then so I go back to get gas tank I walk through the field cause I think it will be shorter than going around the corner and walking all the way down the highway.  I did not notice there was a mother fuc*ing stream there!!! I was like a mile down the hgihway and I said fuc* it so I tried,.... TREID to jump the stream, came up short, broke through the ice and got full-body soaked, that was 3:40 pm, i had to work at 4, well I got out of the water, muddy and soaked. Then i see a fuc*ing fuc*ing fuc*ing!!! Barb wire fence!!!
Bitc*, i jump it slicing my thumb, i bleed, but it's aight.

Get the gas can and my computer games and crossover cable, start walking back home soaked, two hot girls stop and pull over to give me a ride home then i forogot, also the office smelled alcohol on my dad's breath so he said if my dad tried again drive the automobile home he would make sure he got arrested.
[Hackwiz] How was your day?
[LiKeM] OMG




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