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[^head^] A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"
[^head^] After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."
[^head^] This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
[^head^] "Well," she says, "God is both black and white."
[^head^] This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight? "
[^head^] Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
[^head^] At this the boy's face ligths up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...
[^head^] "Is Michael Jackson God?"
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