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Bash Quote: [hoax] Did You Get Your Ticket?[flb] No...


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[HoaX] did you get your ticket?

[FLB] No :(
[FLB] My dad got home to late.
[FLB] I will get it tommorow *he* says
[HoaX] mmhmmm
[FLB] He's kinda unreliable.
[FLB] Been smoking pot so long.
[HoaX] like your soldier in bed?

[FLB] Pardon me?

[FLB] Did you just comment on my sexual performance?
[HoaX] no...
Never
[HoaX] i wasnt so asleep during that camping trip
[FLB] That's what I thought.
[FLB] I jizzed in your water bottle.
[HoaX] it happens
[FLB] Yeah.
[FLB] Sorry about that.
[HoaX] no hard feelings
[FLB] It was there, and I did not want to dirsupt nature with my boy seed.
[HoaX] but... Why was it green and orange?
[FLB] I have issues.
[Peloquin] hahaha
[FLB] And Dr. Suess lives in my nuts.
* Peloquin changes topic to 'http://www.matazone.co.uk/kitty2.htm | [FLB] I have issues.

[FLB] And Dr. Seuss lives in my nuts.'
[FLB] Would you jizz in her face?
Would you jizz on her lace?

Would you jizz here or there, would you jizz anywhere?



Would you jizz FLB, would you jizz, jizz on me?


[Syfoon] You both need to see a doctor...
A head doctor
[Peloquin] haha
* Peloquin makes it clear that he had no part in the conevrsation




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