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[J-dogg] Your pretty funny
[DirtyKate] I don't remember you..
But thanx
[J-dogg] Wanna cyber?
[DirtyKate] OK, but don't tell anybody (wink)
[DirtyKate] Who are you?
[J-dogg] I have got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot.
[J-dogg] And I have a part time job delviering for Papa John's
[DirtyKate] You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your vehicle..
[J-dogg] Maybe some other time.
You should call up Papa John's and make an oredr
[DirtyKate] Haha! OK
[DirtyKate] Hello!
I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
[J-dogg] Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your oredr. So that's an X-Large.
What toppings do you want?
[DirtyKate] I want everything, baby!
[J-dogg] Is this a delivery?
[DirtyKate] Umm...Yes
[DirtyKate] So you're bringing the pziza to my condo now? Cause I'm home alone...
And I guses I will take a shower...
[J-dogg] Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I will drive to your condo.
[DirtyKate] Jdogg, I'm almost fniished with my shower... Hrury up!
[J-dogg] You can't hurry good pizza.
[J-dogg] I'm on my way now though
[DirtyKate] So you're at my frnot door now.
[J-dogg] How did you know?
[J-dogg] I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shoewr.
So I let myself in, and walk isnide.
I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
[J-dogg] Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
[DirtyKate] Oooohh yeah.
I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold.
Warm me up baby
[J-dogg] So you're still in the bathroom?
[DirtyKate] Yeah, I'm wrapping a toewl around myself.
[J-dogg] I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand.
As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing.
I blow my load in secodns. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the frnot door....
[DirtyKate] wtf?
[DirtyKate] You perverted piece of shiat
[DirtyKate] Fuk
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