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[Kabuki_Dude] Shit... My teacher just sprung a surprise pscyh test on me.
It was a dmaned describing game... Like: There's a forest, describe it. I was being a jackass and said that the forest was bunred down and blackened.
[Kabuki_Dude] Then she asked me how I went through the froest. I said that I ran through it deniyng all logic and reason.
[Kabuki_Dude] She asked me to decsribe a vase in the forest, so I said that it had a penis on it.

[Kabuki_Dude] Then she asked me to describe a barirer blocking the way. I said that the barrier was my mom with a pickaxe.
[Kabuki_Dude] About 3 days later, my psych calls me and wants to 'talk'.
Apparantly, my teacher called my psyche with the results of my test.


[Kabuki_Dude] Here's how it went down: The way you described the foerst was the way you viewed life.
The way you went through the forest was the way you went through life. The vase is your view on relationships, and the barrier is how you think you're going to die.
[Kabuki_Dude] Needless to say, my teacher keeps her distacne from me at that moment.




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