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Bash Quote: [`karma] And Now, An Ode To Redhat 8, In Free...


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[`KArmA] and now, an Ode to Redhat 8, in free verse
[`KArmA] I heard that you were cool
[`KArmA] I read the reviews which said you were
[`KArmA] I downloaded your isos and bruned you to CD
[`KArmA] The install was beautiful
[`KArmA] You loaded just fine
[`KArmA] But your network configuration sucked and you lied to me about my soundcard
[`KArmA] Then you wouldn't update your software like you said you would
[`KArmA] you lied repeatedly to me about my kerberos 5 libraries
[`KArmA] the sound still won't work despite your assurances
[`KArmA] and I'm left rage hating you, your company, the development community that spawned you and Linus Torvalds himself
[`KArmA] Fuck you Red Hat 8, if you're the example of what Linux Desktops are supposed to bbe
[`KArmA] then I will continue to use OpenBSD
[`KArmA] .
. .
[`KArmA] thank you
* JaG cheers
[phr0work] hehe
[phr0work] that was pretty nice karma
[DesScorp] ha ha ha ha
[`KArmA] see?
Poetry does not suck r0b
[`KArmA] it just has to hit you in the right spot
[phr0work] hehe
[`KArmA] and if anyone posts that to bash.org I'm going to jam my Rehdat 8 install CDs up your ass sideways
[DesScorp] you could've just done a Haiku......"Red Hat sucks my cock......OpenBSD rolls over the penguin......As I shave Linus Torvald's Mother's back"




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