Bash Quote: [kobe_tai] Guy Comes In Complaining Of...
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[Kobe_Tai] guy comes in complaining of abdominal/rectal pain
[Kobe_Tai] all of his vitals look okay
[Kobe_Tai] no abdominal distension
[Kobe_Tai] no nauseau/vomiting
[Kobe_Tai] we go ahead and admit him
[Kobe_Tai] and during his initial body audit
[Kobe_Tai] I see scratches and tearing all around his anus
[Kobe_Tai] so I'm like "have you been raped?
Or eaten antyhing unusual?"
[Kobe_Tai] and hes like "no"
[Kobe_Tai] so I make him an appointment with radiology
[Kobe_Tai] and send him down for an Abdominal Ultrasound
[Kobe_Tai] about 45 minutes later, they're calling me
[Kobe_Tai] and they're like "OMFG COME DOWN HERE"
[Kobe_Tai] so I go down
[Kobe_Tai] and theyre all like white as ghosts
[Kobe_Tai] I put the film up on the slidr
[Kobe_Tai] *slider
[Kobe_Tai] the guy failed to mention that he had ? AN ENTIRE VLASIC PICLE JAR RAMMED UP HIS ASS
[Kobe_Tai] pickle
[Kobe_Tai] so, we sent him to surgery
[Kobe_Tai] and because the lid was off
[Kobe_Tai] it formed a vacuum
[Kobe_Tai] and they had a real hard time removing it
[Kobe_Tai] no, they drilled a hole in it to release the vacuum
[Kobe_Tai] when they did he hemorrhafed
[Kobe_Tai] *hemorhagged
[alex] all he wanted was to have a good time :(
[alex] first of all if i wanted to have anal sex with a jar i would find one of those plastic ones
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