Bash Quote: [@koenig] I Just Had A Very Fun Time With A...
Overall rating: (N/A)
|
[@koenig] I just had a very fun time with a telemarkeetr who called my home.
[@koenig] She was telling me that I had "won in a drawing" and that I might have won a Hummer or a trip to Orlando and other crap.
[@koenig] So I said, "Hey, them Hummers is sure nice."
[@koenig] "Oh yes," she replies.
[@koenig] "I bet they can haul a lot in them Hummers."
[@koenig] "Oh certainly."
[@koenig] "Do you guess they could hold something that was like 6' long?"
[@koenig] "Most likely."
[@koenig] "And weighed like 150-200 lbs.?"
[@albus] oh dear.
[@koenig] "Possibly."
[@koenig] "Well, I will cut right to hte chase. Do you guess they could carry a dead body? "
[@koenig] "Uhhhh."
* albus hears police sirens.
[@koenig] :)
[@albus] you should use her as a reference when you apply for a security clearance.
[@koenig] Well you realize I did not actually claim to HAVE a dead body. I was purely curious, in case I get into the funeral service business.
[@koenig] It's my new idea, "Die With Style, Inc." where instead of a hearse you drive out in a Hummer.
[@albus] ...
|
Write a comment about the quote
[@koenig] I just had a very fun time with a...
|
