Bash Quote: [komies] It Got Dead In Here.[komies] Riech,...
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[komies] It got dead in here.
[komies] Riech, tell me a story.
[Shish] make it have pirates in it!
[Riech] Five pirates and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck.
[Riech] Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal.
[Riech] Each pirate will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next pirate in line will marry her and so on.
[komies] Five pirates and one woman?
Seems like my kind of island.
[Riech] All the pirates get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different pirate each week.
[Riech] The situation works wonderfully for five yaers. When the woman suddenly dies...
[Riech] The first week after wasn't too bad.
[Riech] The second week was getting sort of bad.
[Riech] The third week was getting pretty bad.
[Riech] The fourth week was relaly bad.
[Riech] The fifth week was horrible!
[Riech] By the sixth week it was unbearable...
[Riech] ...
[Riech] ...
[Riech] So they buried her.
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[komies] It got dead in here.
[komies] Riech,...
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