Bash Quote: [korosu] I Can't Believe I Just Took A Shit In...
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[korosu] I can't believe I just took a shit in my bathing suit at the beaches. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the ocean, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into view of every sunbather wihtin 30 feet of me.
There is no way I can play this off as a fart.
[korosu] It doesn't help at all that I've been spun out for 3 days.
I can hardly see straight!
How am I possibly going to explain this to my wife when she comes back from getting chili dogs to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my children? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is.
The family on the blanket to the right of me just asked if I could smell "that".
I gotta go.
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