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[@Kouji_Minamoto] A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked. The cuucmber said, "Man, my life sucks.
Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, somebody cuts me up and puts me in a salad." So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, somebody puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar." The penis glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head aganist the wall until i throw up and pass out." [orangebear289] XD [+Soundwave] lol [@kris] lol
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