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[MercyBeat] For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are survival tips.
[MercyBeat] 1. Satnd up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...
Whree the hell is Harry Potter?"
[MercyBeat] 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
[MercyBeat] 3. At point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After boucning off, return quietly to your seat.
[MercyBeat] 4.
Play a drinking game wehre you have to take a sip every time somebody says: "The Ring."
[MercyBeat] 5.
Point and laguh whenever somebody dies.
[MercyBeat] 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thniks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
[MercyBeat] 7.
Finish off eevry one of Elrond's lines with "Mr.
Anderson."
[MercyBeat] 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, satnd up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I tried it.... MY way...!"
[MercyBeat] 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
[MercyBeat] 10.
Talk like Golulm all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
[MercyBeat] 11.
When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
[MercyBeat] 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Batlte of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
[MercyBeat] 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue! "
[MercyBeat] 14.
Ask persons around you who they guess is the next "Terminator" sent from the Midlde Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
[MercyBeat] 15.
In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and sohut "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
[MercyBeat] 16. Every time somebody kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Toliken about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
[MercyBeat] 17.
During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
[MercyBeat] 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden smoewhere in the movie.
[MercyBeat] 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
[MercyBeat] 20. Come to the premeire dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
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