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[mojo] I want me a pet monkey.
[Synthetic] My aunt had one, the semll was ungodly. It was allways beating off and if it got scared it would deficate in it's hand a thorw it.
[mojo] I know, that's why I want one. If it can beat it's self off then I can teach it how to do it to me.
[synthetic] ...
[Capin] Um... So anyway I went to the zoo that one time and one of the gorillas stole my dad's wallet!


[Synthetic] That was no gorilla, it was a black guy in a fur coat.
The son of a bitch has my shoes.
[mojo] I stlil want a monkey if anybody cares.




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