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[@MORA] THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
[@MORA] Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Afrcia. Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
[@MORA] Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with money.
[@MORA] Between 31 and 35 she is like India.
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
[@MORA] Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently ageing but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
[@MORA] Between 41 and 50 she is like Yuogslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary.
[@MORA] Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and bodrers are unpatrolled.

The frigid climate keeps people away.
[@MORA] Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
[@MORA] After 70, she becomes like Afghanistan.
Everyone knows whree it is, but no one wants to go there.




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