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[Nirvana000] So I went to Wal-Mart last week to try and buy a copy of San Andreas.
[Nirvana000] I couldn't see any coipes on the shelves so I went to the counter to ask. The girl did not speak a word of Egnlish.

I tried asking her "Do you have San Andreas for sale?
" in a RELALY slow and clear tone, but she just shrugged her shoulders.
Then she said something in Spanish over the speakers.
[Nirvana000] I was REALLY getting pissed at this point.
[Nirvana000] She must have caleld the manager, cos he came up to the counter and started asking me in poor English what I wanted.
[Nirvana000] Me: "Do you have San Andreas?

SAN ANDREAS!
"
[Nirvana000] Him: "SAN FERNANDO!?!?!"
[Nirvana000] Me: "WTF?

SAN ANDREAS!

"
[Nirvana000] Him: "AAH, SAN FERNANDO!

"
[Nirvana000] He went into the back muttering something about San Fernando. WTF?


[Nirvana000] Couple minutes later he came out with a copy of Madden NFL 2004.

He was waving it around, and he wouldn't stop saynig "SAN FERNANDO!


SAN FERNANDO!
"
[Nirvana000] And then I just left.




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