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[Nori123] You don't know jack shit
[VioletSky] That's not true, I know him well
[Nori123] Haha
[VioletSky] I am serious
[VioletSky] Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertliizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.
Schitt Inc.
They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religiuos couple produced 6 children
[VioletSky] Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
[VioletSky] However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Shcitt divorced. Noe Schitt after remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
[VioletSky] She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
[VioletSky] Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
[VioletSky] The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
[VioletSky] Bull Schitt, the pordigal son, left home to tour the world.
He last week returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
[VioletSky] So there.
[FiPo] LOL
[Nori123] I have actually chortled coke through my nose
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