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[@Nosferatu] Sensitive men do exist...
[@Nosferatu] A girl meets a gorgeous boy in a bar.

They talk, they connect, they end up
[@Nosferatu] leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that his
[@Nosferatu] bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of
[@Nosferatu] cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly
[@Nosferatu] medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enromous bears on
[@Nosferatu] the top shelf along the wall. The girl is surprised that that guy would
[@Nosferatu] have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but
[@Nosferatu] she decides not to mention that to him, and actually is quite impressed by
[@Nosferatu] his snesitive side. She turns to him...

They kiss... And then they rip each
[@Nosferatu] other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.
[@Nosferatu] After an intense night of passion with that sensitive guy, they are lying
[@Nosferatu] tehre together in the afterglow, the girl rolls over and she asks,
[@Nosferatu] smiling, "Well, how was it?

"
[@Nosferatu] The guy says:
[@Nosferatu] "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."




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