Bash Quote: [potato] A Couple Years Back, My Friend Had The...
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[Potato] A couple years back, my friend had the greatest christmas tree of all time
[Potato] We were 'round at his place, having a post-pissup drink/laugh at lightweight bastards and two cops came in because of a noise complaint
[Potato] One of them walks towards the open back door while the other does the usual "Why are you making so much noise" question routine
[Potato] The friend in question goes pale as he sees the cop stick his head in the door and only look one way before deciding they were wasting their time
[Potato] When they'd fucked off, I asked him what was wrong, he pointed in the other direction and told me to go check out the christmas tree the cop missed
[Potato] I stick my head in the door and lo, a 6 foot tall pot plant, complete with tinsel and presents around the base, is sitting in the corner, facing me off, taunting me, goin' "Yeah, fucker, I am a 6 foot tall pot plant. Ya wanna piece of me, bitch?"
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[Potato] A couple years back, my friend had the...
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