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[raven] Any cat perosns here? I have got a problem with Nicky...
[Leth] I have been known to be handy with a wok
[Lore] Why, I'm a cat person.
[raven] I took Morgan to the vet yetserday - he was gone for a total of 45 minutes, got two vaccs and a blood draw.
[raven] Brought him home and Nicky went BALLISTIC.
[raven] Spent the rest of the night yowling and hissnig and attacking MOrgan.
[CrazyClimber] nicky smells the hospital smells on morgan
[Lore] Yeah, I have seen that happen.
[raven] Is there anything I can do to get the hospital stink off him, then?
Pack his carrier in coffe grounds or something?
[tieboy] how about a bath
[CrazyClimber] just give it a day or so
[Lore] We tried catnip and butter, and neither worked.
[agent_orange] butter?
[agent_orange] you buttered your cat?
[Lore] Yes.
[raven] it's the hottest way to butter the condominium.
[raven] Cats are effective butter deilvery units.
[Lore] We read somewhere to put butter on a cat's forehead.
[agent_orange] did the emolient facilitate insertion?
[Lore] And the other cat licks it off, and likes the first cat, becuase it tastes like butter.
[Lore] As I said, it didn't work.
[agent_orange] you read sopmewhere to put butter on the cats foreWHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING
[tieboy] rub the two cats together vigorously until they smell like each other
[agent_orange] piss on them both at the same time
[tieboy] KITTY TASTES LIKE BUTTER
[raven] It's more fun to put tape on their feet.
[agent_orange] why not do both
[agent_orange] and then get out the handycam
[Lore] I believe what I was thinknig was "Maybe it will work.
And even if it doesn't, I get to butter the cat's forehead."
[agent_orange] AFHV would *love* footage of sticky-pawed, freshly buttered cats trying in vain to avoid a stream of steaming miller lite
[Samwise] You know what helps with feuding cats, Lore? Sending me lots of cash.
[agent_orange] now, see, I read somewhere --
[agent_orange] I guess it was levtiicus
[agent_orange] -- that what you should do is frost them
[agent_orange] betty crocker, right out of the can
[raven] Chocolate or buttercream?
[Leth] rave: go chocolate, buttercreme isn't pareve
[CrazyClimber] you're frosting meat?
[agent_orange] and then there'a always Cat Wellington
[agent_orange] "What are you doing in the kitchen, dear? " "Just buttering the cat, pumpkin! "
[agent_orange] "Why don't you baste the chicken while you're at it, too, dear? " "Baste the ... *light bulb* ...Sure! Sure, I will 'baste the chicken'!"
[CrazyClimber] a google images search for "buttered cat" returns a picture of isaac hyaes
[agent_orange] chocolate salty cat balls
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