soccer06.ca feed. http://soccer06.ca soccer06.ca feed. 2012-05-17 en <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [voln] I Am Going To Build The First Car That...]]> http://soccer06.ca/voln-I-Am-Going-To-Build-First-Car-That/Bash-quote/21886.html the first automobile that has built-in IRC]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [maxim-] These Fortune Cookies Are...]]> http://soccer06.ca/maxim-These-Fortune-Cookies-Are/Bash-quote/22088.html these fortune cookies are lame
[Maxim-] mine says "You are gonig to have some new clothes."]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: (fishbulb) I Exposed My Lie Once, Then |w|dcc...]]> http://soccer06.ca/fishbulb-I-Exposed-My-Lie-Once-Then-w-dcc/Bash-quote/22402.html then |w|dcc made an .avi
(|W|DCC) #6 101x (680kb): avi of a 2' dick]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [[cut]] Fuckin Russians Made My Ftp Server...]]> http://soccer06.ca/cut-Fuckin-Russians-Made-My-Ftp-Server/Bash-quote/22603.html [hypr] hahhahwhaw
[[cut]] what the fuck
[[cut]] somebody from romainia tried to steal my leapFTP bookmark file
[[cut]] (005570) 6/3/2001 12:04:28 AM - 56k (217.13.97.62) ] asked to change directory : 'C:ftpmp3 -] C:ftpmp3C:PROGRAM FILESLEAPFTP' --] Access denied (No Such Directory).
[[cut]] Resolved 217.13.97.62 to mflorin.soft.forte.ro
[hypr] hahahahahaha
[SysError] cut the foreigners want war with you
[[cut]] i added to my welcome message.. IF ALL OFF YOU EUROPEAN/ASIAN FOREIGN FUCKS KEEP TRYNIG TO "HACK" ME. THE SERVER WILL GO PRIVATE.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [nexxai] Stileproject.com....what A Wonderful...]]> http://soccer06.ca/nexxai-Stileproject-com-what-Wonderful/Bash-quote/22674.html [xsneakerx] yes. Place of the boerd and horny.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: (jazzsax) Tim Likes 8 Year Old Girls(jazzsax)...]]> http://soccer06.ca/jazzsax-Tim-Likes-8-Year-Old-Girls-jazzsax/Bash-quote/22705.html (JazzSax) he looks sooooo huge in their hands.
(JazzSax) they like picture books
(tiko) rhonda: Think of me more as a childhood educator.
(dev-) um, I don't think sex ed lessons aren't supposed to be in the back of a white van]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [peng] Guilty And I Never Had...]]> http://soccer06.ca/peng-Guilty-I-Never-Had/Bash-quote/22717.html [Guilty] Remember that time you were lonely and couldnt find any new Brittney porn
[peng] which time
[Guilty] And I hadnt gotten a haircut in a while so my golden locks were flowing
[Guilty] And I happen to have a tight red jumpsuit...
[Guilty] And well, you know]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [spd-dmn] Yo Theres A Fucking Swat Team On The...]]> http://soccer06.ca/spd-dmn-Yo-Theres-Fucking-Swat-Team-The/Bash-quote/23030.html theres a fucikng swat team on the road accross from me
[SPD-DMN] im going to check it out
[RockShox] SPD-DMN will be back in 10 to 20]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [evenpar123|dean] How Much Is Long...]]> http://soccer06.ca/evenpar123-dean-How-Much-Is-Long/Bash-quote/23328.html [evenpar123|Dean] how much is long distance?


[Slant] evenpar123|Dean: Depends on your carrier.
[evenpar123|Dean] Satan
[Slant] 666 cetns a minute.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [|nec|] Hihi All[|nec|] Can Anyone Tell Me If...]]> http://soccer06.ca/nec-Hihi-All-nec-Can-Anyone-Tell-Me-If/Bash-quote/23369.html [|nec|] can aynone tell me if its possible to set up a efnet server on a homepc]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: * Westbeach Pretends Hes An Earthquake And...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Westbeach-Pretends-Hes-Earthquake-And/Bash-quote/23540.html the room
[WestBeach] oops
[WestBeach] i meant to type...
[WestBeach] uhhh
[WestBeach] airplane]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [sh-arpe] You Are The Most Stupid Ppl On Te...]]> http://soccer06.ca/sh-arpe-You-Are-Most-Stupid-Ppl-Te/Bash-quote/23543.html [Sh-arpe] YOU ARE the MOST STUPID PPL ON TE WHOLE IRC !

i don't know if i wrote without mistakes and i don't care at all !

]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [wes] While Most Dudes Go Day-to-day Waiting...]]> http://soccer06.ca/wes-While-Most-Dudes-Go-Day-to-day-Waiting/Bash-quote/23604.html the sex offenders go out and MAKE it happen.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [aaronstj] I'd Buy It.  And By Buy, I Mean...]]> http://soccer06.ca/aaronstj-I-d-Buy-It-By-Buy-I-Mean/Bash-quote/23611.html <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [dal9000] He Prolly Cried And Then Shot Himself...]]> http://soccer06.ca/dal9000-He-Prolly-Cried-Then-Shot-Himself/Bash-quote/23660.html then shot himself in the head 14 times
[Wronski] DAL9000: I think it would be rather difficult to shoot yourself in the head 14 times.
[DAL9000] Wronski: think about it.
[DAL9000] if he's stupid enough to use an imac and need help
[DAL9000] then he's prolly not using very much of his brain
[natescape] b'sides, they say we only use 10% of our brain most of the time anyway
[natescape] his 10% was probably located cloesr to his ass....]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [[ric]] I Need Viagra Just To Go To The...]]> http://soccer06.ca/ric-I-Need-Viagra-Just-To-Go-To-The/Bash-quote/23756.html the toilet.. :)]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [ltbs] Somegirl: You Have Pantera. It's A Weird...]]> http://soccer06.ca/ltbs-Somegirl-You-Have-Pantera-It-s-Weird/Bash-quote/24054.html You sohuld also watch out for Sepultura, Megadeth, and Black Sabbath]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [kyle] I'm Trying To Get This Girl To Go Out...]]> http://soccer06.ca/kyle-I-m-Trying-To-Get-This-Girl-To-Go-Out/Bash-quote/24152.html [kolby] next time you see her, ask her what the difference is between a pile of dead babies and a BMW
[kolby] then tell her that you don't have a BMW in your garage]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [nost] Whered Iban Go[langdon] Home[nost]...]]> http://soccer06.ca/nost-Whered-Iban-Go-langdon-Home-nost/Bash-quote/24212.html [langdon] home
[nost] this is his home]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [reub] I Hate People That Can't Complete A Fucking]]> http://soccer06.ca/reub-I-Hate-People-That-Can-t-Complete-Fucking/Bash-quote/24258.html <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [dood] My Stalking Skills Have Left Me With Her...]]> http://soccer06.ca/dood-My-Stalking-Skills-Have-Left-Me-With-Her/Bash-quote/24478.html [DooD] along with her home address.
[DooD] you should always pay the extra $2.00 to keep your phone number unlisted.
[Wronski] maybe she is playing "easy to stalk"]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [corndog24] The Corndog Got Dumped Tonight...]]> http://soccer06.ca/corndog24-Corndog-Got-Dumped-Tonight/Bash-quote/24515.html the corndog got dumped tonight
[The_Freak] Don't worry Corn, you're stlil cousins, right?]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [tomed] Hmm[mrbawb] Uh Oh![mrbawb] Tomed Is...]]> http://soccer06.ca/tomed-Hmm-mrbawb-Uh-Oh-mrbawb-Tomed-Is/Bash-quote/24649.html [MrBawb] uh oh!
[MrBawb] tmoed is thinking!]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [skynxnex] Let's Call It "glasnosat's And...]]> http://soccer06.ca/skynxnex-Let-s-Call-It-glasnosat-s-And/Bash-quote/24885.html [skynxnex] or Gasrgwbwacn for short.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [ryk] You Know The Bottom Half Of An Egg...]]> http://soccer06.ca/ryk-You-Know-Bottom-Half-Egg/Bash-quote/25775.html [Ryk] you know the bottom half of an egg carton? I got me one of those, and cut holes wehre the eggs sit. I'm gonna take it home tonight, get nekkid, and have my own game of "smack the weasel".]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [@cloudchild] If I Wanted To Drink The Blood...]]> http://soccer06.ca/cloudchild-I-Wanted-To-Drink-Blood/Bash-quote/26182.html [@cloudchild] if i wanted to drink the blood from a horned creature, i would've went after bob dole
[@DarkDread] I just thought those were raelly large ears.
[@cloudchild] nope horns.  and he hides his tail well...but you can see his hoofed feet if the camera angle is right
[@cloudchild] "I'm bob dole!
  i kill virgins and drink the blood of the pope!
"
[@DarkDread] what's so bad about that?

[@cloudchild] nothin.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [jorm] Fuck Freedom. Freedom Is For...]]> http://soccer06.ca/jorm-Fuck-Freedom-Freedom-Is-For/Bash-quote/26312.html [jorm] COOL people want to be oppressed.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [adr] If Kashmir Gets Nuked We Won't Have Any...]]> http://soccer06.ca/adr-Kashmir-Gets-Nuked-We-Won-t-Have-Any/Bash-quote/26504.html [TS] thats cashmere you tool]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [megaglogue] U Guyz Come Anytime Pay Me A...]]> http://soccer06.ca/megaglogue-U-Guyz-Come-Anytime-Pay-Me-A/Bash-quote/26593.html [Megaglogue] paris is cool during the summer
[Megaglogue] no french peeps around]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [[tpl]luke] Really? The Nurse Who Did Me Was So...]]> http://soccer06.ca/tpl-luke-Really-Nurse-Who-Did-Me-Was-So/Bash-quote/26840.html [[TpL]Luke] Really?

the nurse who did me was so fat, ugly and sweaty, she was cokoing burgers under her armpits for lunch
[[TpL]Luke] u should have seen her cooking hot dogs!]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [bugg] Hrm[bugg] $280 Million Jackpot[bugg]...]]> http://soccer06.ca/bugg-Hrm-bugg-280-Million-Jackpot-bugg/Bash-quote/26845.html [bugg] $280 million jackpot
[bugg] that's enough to give every man, woman, and child in the nation one million dollars]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [dabblerblue] I Hate Pants That Are Only...]]> http://soccer06.ca/dabblerblue-I-Hate-Pants-That-Are-Only/Bash-quote/27405.html [nzc] so takem off
[dabblerblue] i can't, i'm about to go out
[dabblerblue] i put them on so i could leave without being arrested
[dabblerblue] i hate that]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: Tom - "are You Using Networking Cable To...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Tom-are-You-Using-Networking-Cable-To/Bash-quote/27829.html Tom - "Are you using nteworking cable to pull the sled?

"
Dave - "Yea, it's only 10baseT, but it should be fast enough."]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [cryptomancer] If They Want To Prove That Mp3's...]]> http://soccer06.ca/cryptomancer-They-Want-To-Prove-That-Mp3-s/Bash-quote/28002.html they want to prove that mp3's hurt CD sales, yeah, CD's that can't be ripepd into MP3's won't sell. :)]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [teirlap] Nickelback Needs To Be Shot. All Of...]]> http://soccer06.ca/teirlap-Nickelback-Needs-To-Be-Shot-All-Of/Bash-quote/28065.html [Teirlap] Nickelback nedes to be shot. All of them.
[Bucky] Why stop there?

[Teirlap] Uh... Because I need to reload?
]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: *** Now Talking In #jesus[god] Ive Come...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Now-Talking-In-jesus-god-Ive-Come/Bash-quote/28335.html [God] Ive come before you today, to say Im calling it quits.
[God] Ive created the universe..
[God] It was a mistake
[God] I didnt really like it from the beginning..
[God] This is just to inform you, the 'universe' project will be terminated shortly, it was long overdue.
[God] Sorry for any inconvenience caused.
[God] ta.
*** Parts: God]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [staunchy] Wet Suits Are Cool..... I Lost 3...]]> http://soccer06.ca/staunchy-Wet-Suits-Are-Cool-I-Lost-3/Bash-quote/28396.html [Sureshot^] lol
[Sureshot^] they're class for cold sea
[Sureshot^] and avoiding jellyfish stings
[Staunchy] no I mean girls in wetsuits]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [|fs|solaris] Oh Man...i Gotta Get Some Viagra...]]> http://soccer06.ca/fs-solaris-Oh-Man-i-Gotta-Get-Some-Viagra/Bash-quote/28478.html [|fS|Solaris] oh guy...i gotta get viagra darts
[|fS|Solaris] going around shooting persons with viagra
[|fS|Solaris] don't like a teacher?


[|fS|Solaris] see how everyone else likes him when he's got wood
[|fS|Solaris] is there a woman that you think is a guy?


[|fS|Solaris] you can find out!
]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [jean] I Typed In The Tracert Mail.yahoo.com...]]> http://soccer06.ca/jean-I-Typed-In-Tracert-Mail-yahoo-com/Bash-quote/28524.html the tracert mail.yahoo.com now what
[Tabby_Tech] hit enter
[Jean] there is no enter button
[Tabby_Tech] on your keyboard]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [c-rock] When I Was 15 I Was Fat And A...]]> http://soccer06.ca/c-rock-When-I-Was-15-I-Was-Fat-A/Bash-quote/28568.html [c-rOCK] when I was 15 I was fat and a loner.
[KuRoKoSoN] are you 16 yet?]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [toilet2k3] Im Full Of Shit[toilet2k3]...]]> http://soccer06.ca/toilet2k3-Im-Full-Shit-toilet2k3/Bash-quote/28777.html [toilet2k3] ://///////////////////]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [tfa|pl4yer] Woot Looking Forward To Getting My...]]> http://soccer06.ca/tfa-pl4yer-Woot-Looking-Forward-To-Getting-My/Bash-quote/28948.html [TFA|MikeRotch] hehe
[TFA|PL4YER] right now i dont have to be "choosy" with what porns i keep
[TFA|MikeRotch] right now THAT's how you know you have a sad life]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [+_flipmode] Stop Msging Me Gravy Boy...]]> http://soccer06.ca/flipmode-Stop-Msging-Me-Gravy-Boy/Bash-quote/29286.html [+_flipmode] you silly turban head from arabia]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [bb] Don't Spend Two Dollars To Dry Clean A...]]> http://soccer06.ca/bb-Don-t-Spend-Two-Dollars-To-Dry-Clean-A/Bash-quote/29877.html Donate it to the Salavtion Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanegr. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [stupidmm] Heh I Admitted That Freely At The...]]> http://soccer06.ca/stupidmm-Heh-I-Admitted-That-Freely-At-The/Bash-quote/29945.html [stupidMM] heh i admtited that freely at the pub once
[stupidMM] this chick came up to me and was like
[stupidMM] "so what do you do for fun?"
[stupidMM] and i was like
[stupidMM] "sit in a dark room and chat on irc at 3 in the morning"
[stupidMM] she turned around and walked off
[stupidMM] and i was like . Heh man i'm leet]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [bansidhe]last Night My Wife And I Are Having...]]> http://soccer06.ca/bansidhe-last-Night-My-Wife-I-Are-Having/Bash-quote/30126.html the big 'O', I accedently slip out and make a mess on our stomaches.
[bansidhe]After we catch our breath, she starts joking and gets that playful/evil look in her eye.
Then she gets all serious and says...
[bansidhe]"Honey, I need to tell you something....
I feel somethnig has come between us."
[bansidhe]Hehe...
My wife rocks!]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [darkyouth] When You Read Your Emails More...]]> http://soccer06.ca/darkyouth-When-You-Read-Emails-More/Bash-quote/30429.html [Fes2001] or you need to masturbate more :P]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [claud] When You've Got Enough People Pressed...]]> http://soccer06.ca/claud-When-You-ve-Got-Enough-People-Pressed/Bash-quote/30562.html the ass, someone's reaming you in the ass and the 3 persons on your sides are fondling your testicles, persons sweat regardless]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [draco889] Chickengod Got Caught Masturbating...]]> http://soccer06.ca/draco889-Chickengod-Got-Caught-Masturbating/Bash-quote/30845.html [Draco889] Chickengod got caught masturbating in school
[Cunnilingus] in his class ?


[Draco889] not sure
[Cunnilingus] bah
[Zim[School]] :)
[Draco889] its not easy i can tell you that
[Draco889] wait
[Draco889] nm
[Cunnilingus] maybe he just masturbated in the toilets
[Draco889] i wonedr how he fit bolth feet in]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: Jesus: My Girl Mastrabates More Then I...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Jesus-My-Girl-Mastrabates-More-Then-I/Bash-quote/30905.html then i do
Finque: seeing as how your girl is your hand, i'd like to hear you exlpain that one]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [mime] Fruit Pastelles Are Also...]]> http://soccer06.ca/mime-Fruit-Pastelles-Are-Also/Bash-quote/31360.html [Mime] Fruit Pastelles are also acceptable.
[Mime] As are Wine Gums.
[Chris_A] Oh yeah.
[Chris_A] But nveer Fruit Gums.
[Mime] No.
[Chris_A] It's like the worst half of each!


[Mime] Wine Pastelles!

[Chris_A] Note to self: Invent Win...
[Chris_A] ...Mime, I'm going to have to kill you.
[Chris_A] You know too much.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [verbalkint] My Cousin Lives In San...]]> http://soccer06.ca/verbalkint-My-Cousin-Lives-In-San/Bash-quote/32162.html [VerbalKint] my cousin lievs in san francisco
[Rivorus] are you gay too?]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [locust] Rockingham, Where You Can Buy Rohypnol...]]> http://soccer06.ca/locust-Rockingham-Where-You-Can-Buy-Rohypnol/Bash-quote/32325.html <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [ras] I Wish You Could Get A Filter On Irc To...]]> http://soccer06.ca/ras-I-Wish-You-Could-Get-Filter-Irc-To/Bash-quote/32990.html <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [bop|kat] You Know What They Say About Black...]]> http://soccer06.ca/bop-kat-You-Know-What-They-Say-About-Black/Bash-quote/33271.html [Bop|Kat] you know what they say about black guys!

[Mondo] yeah
[Mondo] they steal shit
[Bop|Kat] shut up!

[Bop|Kat] my dads black!

[Mondo] im only screwin round :P
[Bop|Kat] I was only kiddin too
[Bop|Kat] My dad is white
[Bop|Kat] he's an arsehole tho
[Mondo] so he might as well be black ?]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: (+rc-cola): It'd Be Awesome If Like There Were...]]> http://soccer06.ca/rc-cola-It-d-Be-Awesome-Like-There-Were/Bash-quote/33322.html there were human being breakdancing
(+RC-Cola): and you just got your boner out and spun like a top on your boner
(+RC-Cola): and held your feet behind your head in a suplex-style arc
(+Mr_Legacy): RC: you just might be retarted.
(+RC-Cola): oh my bad]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [ @treach ] Can You Hump In The Sims Online[...]]> http://soccer06.ca/treach-Can-You-Hump-In-Sims-Online/Bash-quote/33341.html the sims online
[ @qoncept ] Treach, i guess so but i dont know how. Figures.
[ @TribalJedi ] you need the love bed i think
[ @qoncept ] tahts stupid why cant you just do it out by the dumpster like in real life]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [@|asriel] I Just Got A Crazy Telemarket...]]> http://soccer06.ca/asriel-I-Just-Got-Crazy-Telemarket/Bash-quote/33451.html [@|Asriel] an autoglass repair shop, asking if we had any damaged auto glass we'd like a free quote on
[@|Asriel] I wondered if that was a variant on "is your refrigerator running"
[@|Asriel] if I had brkoen glass, I'd do something about it
[@Mono] lol
[@|Asriel] not sit around hoping someone will call me up
[@|Asriel] 911 doesnt call you up randomly "We were wondering if anybody happens to be dying, traped, giving birth, or breaking into your home at the moment"
[@|Asriel] "I'm so glad you called, there's a guy holding a gun to my face"
[@Mono] rofl]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [fubar] We Have A Town Called "gay Head,...]]> http://soccer06.ca/fubar-We-Have-Town-Called-gay-Head/Bash-quote/33777.html [fubar] there's a town in Wisconsin named Spread Eagle
[fubar] There's a town in South Carolina named Sugar Tit
[Jagfire] I like gay head better
[fubar] I'm sure you do]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [balamutas] Games Suck :p[dr.evil] And...]]> http://soccer06.ca/balamutas-Games-Suck-p-dr-evil-And/Bash-quote/34044.html [Dr.Evil] and swallow
[Dr.Evil] :P
[NoXeR] i wish i have that game]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [bbr-spez] Do You Know In Mexico Its Illegal To...]]> http://soccer06.ca/bbr-spez-Do-You-Know-In-Mexico-Its-Illegal-To/Bash-quote/34184.html [BBR-SpeZ] just so you know
[BBR-SpeZ] making sure you dont, ya know, go washing any sinks in mexico
[BBR-SpeZ] i know what they r like, wave $50 in your face and tempt you with a washcloth
[BBR-SpeZ] 'go on buddy you know you wanna try it, just imagine all that dirt just sliding away....'
[BBR-SpeZ] i was a 20 sinks a day boy :(]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [idiot] My Penis Is Like A Pringles Can...]]> http://soccer06.ca/idiot-My-Penis-Is-Like-Pringles-Can/Bash-quote/34747.html [DrunkenMaster] the short stack ones
[Bizznatch] LMAO
[Bizznatch] 0WN3D
[xanax`] hehe
[idiot] bah]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [saddam] Wtf?]]> http://soccer06.ca/saddam-Wtf/Bash-quote/34809.html [Saddam] wtf?

]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [acero] My Parents Never Bought Me Candy For...]]> http://soccer06.ca/acero-My-Parents-Never-Bought-Me-Candy-For/Bash-quote/34958.html [Acero] so i'd have to hide cadny like drugs
[Acero] thats how i got so good at it]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [errector] Hey Anyone Know Where I Can Download...]]> http://soccer06.ca/errector-Hey-Anyone-Know-Where-I-Can-Download/Bash-quote/35205.html [ErrectoR] hey anyone know where I can download all the old simpsons episodes?

[mavhc] ftp.amazon.com
[phanty] ftp.fox.com is faster
[ErrectoR] I don't guess those two ftp's are working..
[ErrectoR] what's the l/p?

[QueenB] moron/total
[ErrectoR] nope..still not worknig queenb
[ErrectoR] you fucking assholes..
* ErrectoR has left #futuramavcd]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [gil_afk] I Hate Stuff That Works For Ages...]]> http://soccer06.ca/gil-afk-I-Hate-Stuff-That-Works-For-Ages/Bash-quote/35260.html [ElctroJkr] like senior citizens]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [measure] If I Was A Mom I Wouldn't Be...]]> http://soccer06.ca/measure-I-Was-Mom-I-Wouldn-t-Be/Bash-quote/35302.html [eva] my dad takes the 'well at least he's not gay' position
[waffle] eva: yeah, the jkoes on him
[eva] shut up fag
[eva] IM NOT GAY]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [ban|karma|] Whats The Differents Between...]]> http://soccer06.ca/ban-karma-Whats-Differents-Between/Bash-quote/35497.html [Ban|Karma|] whats the differents between FreeBSD and Redhat?
[Mr_Tux] Ban|Karma|: One's free, the other's crap.  You decide.
[StiNKy] redhat isn't free?]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [^nos^sikarian] You Know[^nos^sikarian] In...]]> http://soccer06.ca/nos-sikarian-You-Know-nos-sikarian-In/Bash-quote/35940.html [^NoS^Sikarian] you know
[^NoS^Sikarian] in working with the tech department the past week
[^NoS^Sikarian] know what ive found out?


[^NoS^Sikarian] those windows XP taskbar tray popup bubbels are like a little kid
[^NoS^Sikarian] 'HEY!

LOoK AT ME!  LOOOK WHAT IM DOING!



=D =D =D LOoK!!

YOUR NOT LOOOOKKINNGG!!!!

COME ON LOOK!!"
[^NoS^Sikarian] Then you click the X and say "Ok I fucking see you"
[^NoS^Sikarian] 5 seconds... "HEY LOOK AT ME AGAIN!

=D"]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [dw] Wtf Is Bukakke?[nightfly] Dw: Allow All...]]> http://soccer06.ca/dw-Wtf-Is-Bukakke-nightfly-Dw-Allow-All/Bash-quote/36151.html [Nightfly] dw: Allow all of us to demonstrate.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [calaveron] I'm So Sick And Tired Of Gay People...]]> http://soccer06.ca/calaveron-I-m-So-Sick-Tired-Gay-People/Bash-quote/36251.html their signatures
[Calaveron] "PROUD TO BE GAY"
[Calaveron] And fruity colors
[Calaveron] I mean
[Calaveron] WTF?
[Calaveron] Fine, you can be gay, I don't care
[mog] i love peer
[mog] it pwned cass good
[Calaveron] Don't be flaunitng it, then it's annoying and you get all bitchy when someone complains and thinks he's a homophobe
* mog Random Mp3 - Queen - Killer Queen.mp3 - Size: 3.45MB - Length: 3mins 2secs
[Calaveron] I am straight
[Calaveron] I don't go adding pirate flags to my signatures
[Calaveron] "PROUD TO NOT SUCK COCKS"
[mog] lol
* cass has joined #herpes
* ChanServ sets mode: +o cass
[mog] fuck
[mog] spoke too soon
[draik]] wb
[Calaveron] pirate flags with boobies and skull and crossbones and all that
* mog is right now known as asspirate
[asspirate] YAR
[draik]] rofl
[asspirate] SHIVER ME COLON AND BLOW MY LOAD
[asspirate] THERE BE TREASURE IN THAT BOYS ASS
[draik]] lmao
[asspirate] yar
[asspirate] me n firs mate willy
[asspirate] thar be dragons to, yar
[asspirate] flamin dragons
[asspirate] with cacks as long as tha sea
[asspirate] yar
[asspirate] got' dig deep fer ye gold
[asspirate] yar]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [infamous]my Old Man Always Said, The Day I...]]> http://soccer06.ca/infamous-my-Old-Man-Always-Said-Day-I/Bash-quote/36329.html the day I cant do my job drunk is the day I turn in my badge and gun...]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: Sg The Clown: Lol Check This Out I Photoshopped...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Sg-Clown-Lol-Check-This-Out-I-Photoshopped/Bash-quote/36573.html SG the Clown: lol check that out i photoshopped a pic about that
Darksyphon23: you credit for mine idea :-
Sweet J Elite: ..
Rofl

[5 MONTHS later]
Sweet J Elite: i'm gonna go play final fantasy x
Darksyphon23: haha, i was thinkg that too, "you credit for mine idea"
Sweet J Elite: you do know that it was you that said that, right?


Darksyphon23: wh...huh?


Darksyphon23: i thought it was you who said that
Sweet J Elite: no, you said it, and sg and i have been making fun of you for it for the past 5 months
Darksyphon23: fuck..FUCK!


[silence for 5 minutes]
Sweet J Elite: dude, are you pissed?

Darksyphon23: OF CORUSE I'M PISSED!

I JUST FOUND OUT "YOU CREDIT FOR MINE IDEA" was MINE IDEA!
]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [melearnin] Why Does _bunny Always Tell People...]]> http://soccer06.ca/melearnin-Why-Does-bunny-Always-Tell-People/Bash-quote/36659.html * MeLearnin brb tkaing a shit....]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [shadowline] Ya Know....begging For Ops Is...]]> http://soccer06.ca/shadowline-Ya-Know-begging-For-Ops-Is/Bash-quote/36871.html [acquacow] heh
[acquacow] well, I got my HL key and q3 key from you
[acquacow] I just figuerd =)
[acquacow] if I am gonna whore it
[acquacow] I might as well go all the way]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: |cmf] Using Semantics To Mask The Problems Of...]]> http://soccer06.ca/cmf-Using-Semantics-To-Mask-Problems-Of/Bash-quote/37133.html the problems of our world is only putting a bandaid on a bullet wound
|pedXing] yeah
|pedXing] but
|pedXing] it's a fuzzy bandaid, with cartoon characters on it.
|pedXing] which is really better than nothing.
|cmf] it sure is]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [@a-arse] Sheeit, Think Me Mum Saw...]]> http://soccer06.ca/a-arse-Sheeit-Think-Me-Mum-Saw/Bash-quote/37560.html [@a-arse] alt-tab doesn't work when the other window is porn too :(]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [foobar] I Had To Deliver Something To A...]]> http://soccer06.ca/foobar-I-Had-To-Deliver-Something-To-A/Bash-quote/37814.html [Foobar] i was very tempted to walk in the front lobby, scream "I DOWNLOAD MP3S, BITCHES" and run out]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [macman] Omg Guys Guess Wat!!![the_spaniard]...]]> http://soccer06.ca/macman-Omg-Guys-Guess-Wat-the-spaniard/Bash-quote/38178.html [MacMan] OMG GUYS GUESS WAT!!!


[the_Spaniard] Stupid is getitng louder?
]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: Pika98765: Then Stick It In The Center And It...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Pika98765-Then-Stick-It-In-Center-It/Bash-quote/38242.html then stick it in the center and it won't be so ugly :p
Amarok: ...
Amarok: My father just woke up screaming "Suck my scrotum you cockuscking chink whores."]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [omgwtf] Did You Guys Hear About That Actress...]]> http://soccer06.ca/omgwtf-Did-You-Guys-Hear-About-That-Actress/Bash-quote/38269.html [omgwtf] did you guys hear abuot that actress who got stabbed
[omgwtf] reese
[omgwtf] reese something
[Boon] witherspoon?
[omgwtf] no with a knife
[omgwtf] HAHA!]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [dante] So This Cinco De Mayo Bullshit...]]> http://soccer06.ca/dante-So-This-Cinco-De-Mayo-Bullshit/Bash-quote/38403.html [Dante] all the mexicans go cruising in their lowriders all decked out with beaner crap down a certain avenue here
[Brian] haha
[Brian] yeah
[Brian] that would be today
[Dante] so when we got off work, an associate and i
[Dante] we went and bought a enormous fucking french flag
[Dante] and berets
[Dante] and the french national anthem CD
[Dante] and draped the flag over his Charger
[Brian] HAHAHA
[Dante] and cruised with the mexicans wearing berets and blaring the french anthem
[Dante] we got so many bad looks
[Dante] and whenever we'd pull up at a stop light
[Dante] we'd starting talking about pastries and perfum in french accents to the car next to us]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [[x]] What The Fuck? Gwyneth Paltrow Named Her...]]> http://soccer06.ca/x-What-Fuck-Gwyneth-Paltrow-Named-Her/Bash-quote/38446.html [[X]] What the fuck?

Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughetr "Apple". What the fuck is it with celebrities naming their kids weird shit?


[Alex] I'm gnona name my kid Strawberries
[bobik-] Alex, you a dumbass
[Schwert] the kid will kill you ,Alex
[Alex] true :(
[[X]] It could be worse... When I was two or so, and living on an Air Force Base in Utah there was a family living on base wohse last name was Cane.
Their daguhters were Sugar, Candy, and Nova.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: Shivanfire: Maybe I Should Go Into...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Shivanfire-Maybe-I-Should-Go-Into/Bash-quote/38629.html Shivanfire: I've always wanetd to fuck a lot of persons at the same time]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [@lerou] Lag Makes Baby Jesus Cry....]]> http://soccer06.ca/lerou-Lag-Makes-Baby-Jesus-Cry/Bash-quote/38781.html [@TempusRob] pssh
[@TempusRob] talk about lag
[@TempusRob] it took him 3 days to respawn]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [the_slog] You Know How A Sink Trap Works?...]]> http://soccer06.ca/the-slog-You-Know-How-Sink-Trap-Works/Bash-quote/38884.html [the_Slog] you know how a sink trap works?
[Einer] No.
[Einer] I'm a rokcet scientist, not a plumber.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: * Xenix Has The Bestest Most Gorgeous G/f In...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Xenix-Has-Bestest-Most-Gorgeous-G-f-In/Bash-quote/39098.html the bestest most gorgeous g/f in the world
[Toughie] lol
[Toughie] thanks BF
[Steppenwolf] Toughie and XeniX, sititng in a tree
[Toughie] i-r-c-i-n-g]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [rukk] People Bitched At Me To Learn A Foreign...]]> http://soccer06.ca/rukk-People-Bitched-At-Me-To-Learn-Foreign/Bash-quote/39245.html <![CDATA[Bash Quote: Nipoknek: I Can Tell It's Christmas Time Cause...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Nipoknek-I-Can-Tell-It-s-Christmas-Time-Cause/Bash-quote/39399.html <![CDATA[Bash Quote: Motrcycleforlife: I Think A Cute Movie Idea...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Motrcycleforlife-I-Think-Cute-Movie-Idea/Bash-quote/39486.html
It would be cute because the parrot can't seem to act like an ealge. After a while, though, to keep the movie from getting boring, maybe put in pornography.

Later, we see the euphoric parrot flying along, acitng like an eagle. He see two parrots below and satrts to attack, but it's his parents.
Then, more pornography.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [samafk] Ui'm Fuckt'[samafk] 1/2...]]> http://soccer06.ca/samafk-Ui-m-Fuckt-samafk-1-2/Bash-quote/39501.html [samafk] 1/2 ogke
[samafk] vodka
[samafk] bp
[+Ajurian] pretending to be drunk on irc isnt cool anymore]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [nasdaqbastardo] Black Mesa Is Nothing But A...]]> http://soccer06.ca/nasdaqbastardo-Black-Mesa-Is-Nothing-But-A/Bash-quote/39621.html <![CDATA[Bash Quote: Zipalooie: I'd Rather Walk Home From Boston On...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Zipalooie-I-d-Rather-Walk-Home-From-Boston-On/Bash-quote/39789.html ther walk home from boston on train tracks drunk
Zipalooie: and blindfolded
Zipalooie: with headphones on blasting slayer at full volume
Zipalooie: than get in a car with your sister again]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [keepingcharlie] I Had Lots Of Sex When I Was...]]> http://soccer06.ca/keepingcharlie-I-Had-Lots-Sex-When-I-Was/Bash-quote/39940.html [rabbiwanna] You probably still have it.
[rabbiwanna] Get tested.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [heavy_clown] Funny How Irc Is Mostly Populated...]]> http://soccer06.ca/heavy-clown-Funny-How-Irc-Is-Mostly-Populated/Bash-quote/40234.html [Vick] heavy....its funny how your probably 32 or something and have nothing better to do than try to out smart teenagers on irc]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: Scuttlemonkey: This [face Recognition]...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Scuttlemonkey-This-face-Recognition/Bash-quote/40507.html mcc: Great, I can't wait until the day when I get punched in the face, and suddenly I can't use ATMs anymore.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: Kanuck: I Like To Look At Porn In Pdf Files.....]]> http://soccer06.ca/Kanuck-I-Like-To-Look-At-Porn-In-Pdf-Files/Bash-quote/40510.html the litlte hand grab things.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: (+cafe`) I Am Into Azn Gangstas(tehjeebus|x)...]]> http://soccer06.ca/cafe-I-Am-Into-Azn-Gangstas-tehjeebus-x/Bash-quote/40785.html (tehjeebus|x) gnagstas that can do math... That means they're the wosrt people to buy crack from]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [buck] The Mpaa Site Has An Interesting Anti...]]> http://soccer06.ca/buck-Mpaa-Site-Has-Interesting-Anti/Bash-quote/41367.html the MPAA web site has an interesting anti piracy blitz going on for Christmas
[Buck] they say that they're protecting users from buying pirated copies of films
[Buck] then they go on to say that you can recognize pirated films by the fact that they're a lot cheaper, out before or whlie films are still in theatres, are region free and contain no DRM
[Buck] if I wouldn't have pirated before..
The MPAA sure has convinced me to do it now]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: N3xg3n] Weird... I Just Found This: Walker...]]> http://soccer06.ca/N3xg3n-Weird-I-Just-Found-This-Walker/Bash-quote/41524.html