soccer06.ca feed. http://soccer06.ca soccer06.ca feed. 2012-02-04 en <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [mcmoo] An Infinite Number Of Monkeys, On An...]]> http://soccer06.ca/mcmoo-Infinite-Number-Monkeys-An/Bash-quote/21970.html the collected works of Shakespeare.

John Romero's Dakiatana was a ten-minute, five-monkey job.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [mojobag] [daemon_] She Kicked My Dog, And Now...]]> http://soccer06.ca/mojobag-daemon-She-Kicked-My-Dog-Now/Bash-quote/22162.html [MojoBag] [DaemoN_] She kicked my dog, and right now i am going to FUCK her.
* freeweed kix Daemon's dog
* DaemoN_ fucks her
[smcn] fucks who?


Your dog?

]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [tokage] I Have Emotional States: Apathy And...]]> http://soccer06.ca/tokage-I-Have-Emotional-States-Apathy-And/Bash-quote/22457.html [tokage] i have emotional states: apathy and irritation, which wolud you like me to direct at you?
?



Tokage/#kuro5hin smirks
[ragabr] tokage: irritation if it leads to spankings and nipple clamps
[vsync] which one comes with a free beer?


[tokage] hmm..both probably]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [azzy] "don't Touch Me There, Yer Not My...]]> http://soccer06.ca/azzy-don-t-Touch-Me-There-Yer-Not-My/Bash-quote/22516.html there, yer not my father".....]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: Uiu J0sh69!#linuxbox Is Looking For A Site That...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Uiu-J0sh69-linuxbox-Is-Looking-For-Site-That/Bash-quote/22576.html uiu j0sh69!#linuxbox is looking for a web site that teaches you how to steal cars and steal radios please msg me if your know, it is for a good cause]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [n|ghtout] My Gf Can Smoke Cigarettes With Her...]]> http://soccer06.ca/n-ghtout-My-Gf-Can-Smoke-Cigarettes-With-Her/Bash-quote/22740.html <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [antonio] Yeah, I Whipped Out The Binder For...]]> http://soccer06.ca/antonio-Yeah-I-Whipped-Out-Binder-For/Bash-quote/22919.html the binder for this one kid who thought he misunderstood me when i said "satan"
[kisama] how i wish i could have been there
[kisama] to see the look on a man's face when you whip out a self portrait of the devil
[kisama] and say "SATAN DID MY HOMEWORK"]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [legind] I Cant Remember My Earliest Memory]]> http://soccer06.ca/legind-I-Cant-Remember-My-Earliest-Memory/Bash-quote/23268.html <![CDATA[Bash Quote: []di[ein] Seriously..... Imma Put 2x...]]> http://soccer06.ca/di-ein-Seriously-Imma-Put-2x/Bash-quote/23645.html []Di[ein] seriously.....

Imma put 2x turbos....nos....air intake......
Get that pos lowered even though it is already lowered
[]Di[ein] get 5's
[]Di[ein] (it has go cart wheels)
[Vandium] A FESTIVA
[Vandium] ROFL!


[]Di[ein] the only car in the wrold where u get a buy one get one free deal!]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [combo] How Do You Learn New Words And Puts It...]]> http://soccer06.ca/combo-How-Do-You-Learn-New-Words-Puts-It/Bash-quote/23765.html [CoMBo] how do you learn new wrods and puts it in your everyday talking?]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [rvleshrac] I Wonder About Stores That Get Shot...]]> http://soccer06.ca/rvleshrac-I-Wonder-About-Stores-That-Get-Shot/Bash-quote/24306.html [RvLeshrac] I wonder about stores that get shot up in movies.
[RvLeshrac] What do they say when it's all over with?

[RvLeshrac] "Hello, Mutual Insurance?


Yes, I'd like to know if my policy covers gangland shootouts."]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [zi11z0rz] Damn, The Transsexual Guy On Silence...]]> http://soccer06.ca/zi11z0rz-Damn-Transsexual-Guy-Silence/Bash-quote/24607.html the trnassexual guy on silence of the lambs has nice abs]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [grumman] I Got Windows 200pro...]]> http://soccer06.ca/grumman-I-Got-Windows-200pro/Bash-quote/24695.html [Grumman] I got windwos 200pro today.
[shithead1] windows 200?
Did marcus aurelius use that?
]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [continuum] Is There Anything Sweeter Than The...]]> http://soccer06.ca/continuum-Is-There-Anything-Sweeter-Than-The/Bash-quote/24719.html [continuum] is there anything sweeter than the first few downloads once you switch to adsl?
[continuum] first sex, first drugs, first drink... Don't tihnk any compare to watching 12Mb d/l in like a second or two]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [pkt] If I Was Giving Some One Cpr, And I Heard...]]> http://soccer06.ca/pkt-I-Was-Giving-Some-One-Cpr-I-Heard/Bash-quote/24906.html the cpr, and make sure my computer got plugged in smoewhere else]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [rain|bw] Sbot Jesus [sbot] Jesus Saves! But...]]> http://soccer06.ca/rain-bw-Sbot-Jesus-sbot-Jesus-Saves-But/Bash-quote/24965.html [Rain|BW] sbot jesus
[Sbot] Jesus Saves!

But Gretzky Rebounds, He Shoots, He Scores!



[Rain|BW] tee-hee-hee
[CrashCat] jesus saves souls and redeems them for valuable prizes at the ticket counter
[gegi] Jesus saves, the rest of you take 5d20 damage.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [gedamo] Some Of Our Customers Used To Call...]]> http://soccer06.ca/gedamo-Some-Our-Customers-Used-To-Call/Bash-quote/25020.html their computer boexs the "brain" and it led tothem calling up saying things like "My brain isn'tworking"]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [quacky] If You Get Carpal Tunnel From Giving...]]> http://soccer06.ca/quacky-You-Get-Carpal-Tunnel-From-Giving/Bash-quote/25432.html [quacky] if you get capral tunnel from giving handjobs, can you still get L&I from work?
[Captain_Tenille] Depends if it's job related, I guess.
[Buggy] hmmm... If the handjobs are for managers, maybe
[geekie] technically...you just have to give the handjob at work.
[geekie] and then management is responisble for said handjob
[Buggy] well, it's not really in my job description.. But maybe it's in yours
[geekie] no..if the accident occurs in the workplace, they are liable.
[Buggy] right, so if it's an accidental handjob...
[quacky] that's what I'm talking about.
[Buggy] or an accident occurs while doing the handjob
[quacky] only we're tlaking about handjob-related injuries
[geekie] right.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [savant] Heh You Guys Read Halfrobo's Post On...]]> http://soccer06.ca/savant-Heh-You-Guys-Read-Halfrobo-s-Post-On/Bash-quote/25503.html [Savant] heh you guys read halfrobo's post on lums boards?



[Kiler] I like his posts bakcing liet up on her "DAOC IS SEXIST CAUSE the WOMEN SIT LIKE WOMEN AND IT"S A STEREOTYPE!!!

"
[CrashCat] daoc is sexist cause you can fist zombies!


[Kiler] that's not sexist...both sexes can do the zombie fisting
[CrashCat] oh yeah]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [jin|forsale] I Have No Use For Money...]]> http://soccer06.ca/jin-forsale-I-Have-No-Use-For-Money/Bash-quote/25605.html [Jin|ForSale] (unless it is a lot)]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [doc] Ok... Kitchens Clean, Bathrooms...]]> http://soccer06.ca/doc-Ok-Kitchens-Clean-Bathrooms/Bash-quote/25637.html [Doc] ok...
Kitchens clean, bathrooms clean
[Doc] thats the two easiest to clean rooms of the condominium done...
[cactoid] is that cause you always eat out and you never shower?]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [syncope] Kris's Birth Certificate Was An...]]> http://soccer06.ca/syncope-Kris-s-Birth-Certificate-Was-An/Bash-quote/25919.html the abortion clinic]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [jigglyhandle] Who's The Cockless Drunk Running...]]> http://soccer06.ca/jigglyhandle-Who-s-Cockless-Drunk-Running/Bash-quote/26404.html [JigglyHandle] Who's the cockless drunk running my ISP?!
[K-Ecchi] You called?]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [+brx|] U Know Whats Great About...]]> http://soccer06.ca/brx-U-Know-Whats-Great-About/Bash-quote/26589.html [+brx|] u know whats great about spreadsheets..?
[+brx|] ....NOTHING theY ARE FUCKING COCKBAGS]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [agaeris] With Her Gone, Now Breathe Is The...]]> http://soccer06.ca/agaeris-With-Her-Gone-Now-Breathe-Is-The/Bash-quote/26715.html the is the only girl-type left for me to talk to in here.
[@Breathe] Who said you colud talk to me?]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [cytoplasm[bls]] #include...]]> http://soccer06.ca/cytoplasm-bls-include/Bash-quote/26897.html [Cytoplasm[BLS]] #include [iostream.h]
[Cytoplasm[BLS]] void main(void) { float i = 0; while(true) {cout [[ i; i+=1; }
[reptile0] umm conrgats on your programming accomplishment Cytoplasm[BLS].
John Carmack better watch out!

]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [[bryan]] Maladono: Make With The Showing Of...]]> http://soccer06.ca/bryan-Maladono-Make-With-Showing-Of/Bash-quote/27240.html [[Bryan]] maladono: Make with the showing of the boobies.
[maladono] never
[Venom|WorkProblem] :D|8-[
[Venom|WorkProblem] lol
[Coan_Arcanius] Venom|WorkProblem: you have way too much time on your hands...and i hope thats all you have on your hands...
[[Bryan]] maladono: Why don't you show.
[maladono] im no slut!


[[Bryan]] maladono: well you don't have to be a slut, there is ohter things you can be. You could be an exhibitionist, or promiscous.... Or even just free spirited.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [clubransom] I Want My Isp To Block This 900...]]> http://soccer06.ca/clubransom-I-Want-My-Isp-To-Block-This-900/Bash-quote/27572.html <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [@assman] Api[@assman] Who'd You Go To Senior...]]> http://soccer06.ca/assman-Api-assman-Who-d-You-Go-To-Senior/Bash-quote/27624.html [@assman] who'd you go to senior prom with
[@icmp] ;/
[@icmp] my hand
[@icmp] :[]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [#perl][fraggle] How Many Days Does It Take...]]> http://soccer06.ca/perl-fraggle-How-Many-Days-Does-It-Take/Bash-quote/27677.html [fraggle] how many days does it take to compile perl 5.6.1 on a 486?
[diclophis] haha]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [isajeep] I Told Pagan I Was Purging My System...]]> http://soccer06.ca/isajeep-I-Told-Pagan-I-Was-Purging-My-System/Bash-quote/27755.html [isajeep] wtf]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [morelos] I Think I Want The Rtfm...]]> http://soccer06.ca/morelos-I-Think-I-Want-Rtfm/Bash-quote/28354.html [Morelos] i guess i want the rtfm shirt
[maxracer] wahts rtfm
[Morelos] maxracer - i propose you rtfm to find out
[maxracer] man rftm?]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [miteymous] Whats Crackin?[ize] A...]]> http://soccer06.ca/miteymous-Whats-Crackin-ize-A/Bash-quote/29237.html [miteymous] whtas crackin?

[Ize] a cracker
[miteymous] you rode the short bus did not you Ize?

[Ize] to where]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [el_duderino] Baby Loves Me, Yes Yes She...]]> http://soccer06.ca/el-duderino-Baby-Loves-Me-Yes-Yes-She/Bash-quote/29458.html [El_Duderino] Baby loves me, yes yes she does.
[El_Duderino] HUH!

[DevonCase] Fuck you.
[El_Duderino] ...
[El_Duderino] Accept Neil Diamond into your life.
[Al_Koholic] Dear God!
[El_Duderino] No, Neil Diamond.
[El_Duderino] God cannot come through in the clutch and cure my illness.
[Al_Koholic] Is your illness by any chance being straight and he's curing it by making you gay?
]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [msn-02] Marcus![msn-02] Help![msn-02] My...]]> http://soccer06.ca/msn-02-Marcus-msn-02-Help-msn-02-My/Bash-quote/29837.html [MSN-02] MARCUS!

[MSN-02] HELP!
[MSN-02] My white Microsoft otpical mouse clashes terribly with my black Dell computer!

[Marcus] Vlad has been attacked by the Homosexual Interior Designer!
[MSN-02] Actually, I pride myself on being one.
[MSN-02] Ah...
[MSN-02] Skecth off the homosexual aspect first, mind you...
[MSN-02] ]_[
[Marcus] ...
[Marcus] Too late to take it back right now.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [anubis] I Hate Ppl That Use My Name And Dont...]]> http://soccer06.ca/anubis-I-Hate-Ppl-That-Use-My-Name-Dont/Bash-quote/29967.html [Anubis] i hate ppl that use my name and dont even know who or what anubis is
[nyLar] I bet you don't even know.
[Anubis] ya i do
[nyLar] Who is he then?
*** Anubis has quit IRC]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [msminion] /msg $*.net A/s/l[msminion] Let's...]]> http://soccer06.ca/msminion-msg-net-A-s-l-msminion-Let-s/Bash-quote/29974.html [MSminion] Let's see how many detah threats I can get.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: *** Mixico (~majin_dus@217.17.239.10) Has...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Mixico-majin-dus-217-17-239-10-Has/Bash-quote/30009.html *** Mixico (~majin_Dus@217.17.239.10) has joined #slipknot
[Mixico]  I`m Using  Tri Script
[kiwiman]  I Don't  Care
[Mixico] @@
[Mixico] I CARE
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico
*** ChaneSrv sets mode: +o Mixico
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico
[kiwiman] Three times the power!
[kiwiman] And fuck.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [basketcase] Spliffy I Got A Kitty...]]> http://soccer06.ca/basketcase-Spliffy-I-Got-Kitty/Bash-quote/30150.html [Basketcase] Spliffy I got a kitty last week!

[Basketcase] Paris gave him to me!

[Basketcase] he's the ctuest little thing
* Basketcase sighs
[Basketcase] I love that man
[Spliff] lol
[Spliff] pussy for some pussy
[Spliff] cute
[Basketcase] Shut up]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [powie] When Sucking My Dad I Know Which Women...]]> http://soccer06.ca/powie-When-Sucking-My-Dad-I-Know-Which-Women/Bash-quote/30234.html the family are pregnant, and which are in their preiod]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [martha] Alesha...dont Listen To Them...sugar...]]> http://soccer06.ca/martha-Alesha-dont-Listen-To-Them-sugar/Bash-quote/30249.html them...sugar has been proven to cure hiccups
[martha] a spoonful will do it, wash it down with liquid if you need to
[eclipse] so is a quick shake of my protein drink
[martha] I have that feeling eclipse's 'protein drink' is something he carries with him at all times, in a convenient little sac]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [error_404] I Swear To God... The Next Time My...]]> http://soccer06.ca/error-404-I-Swear-To-God-Next-Time-My/Bash-quote/30527.html the next time my mom approaches me about my drinking, i'm gonna fucking come out of the closet...]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [spazz] I Want To Find A Girl Who Is Not Afraid...]]> http://soccer06.ca/spazz-I-Want-To-Find-Girl-Who-Is-Not-Afraid/Bash-quote/31319.html [Spazz] I want to find a girl who is not afarid of dating a geek guy.
[Spazz] You know... One that says "Oh, I don't care if I can't bring him out in public...   he's got monumental junk!
"
[StalkerofurSoul] "I dont care if hes ugly and has pimples, did you see that quake win loss ratio?"
[StalkerofurSoul] he's got the finest c++ ive ever set my eyes on
[StalkerofurSoul] omfg, and we was sitting there... And he pulled it out, and i asekd if i could see it.... And he let me hold it....a wireless mouse!
What will they think of next!]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: Comnerd1: Would You Have Sex With...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Comnerd1-Would-You-Have-Sex-With/Bash-quote/31472.html Auto response from KarpenkoSoup: No women, no kids
ComNerd1: oh, ok
KarpenkoSoup: Yeah, tohse are the rules.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [tonyd] Wtf Is Wrong With Ztnet?[pr3ttyf1y]...]]> http://soccer06.ca/tonyd-Wtf-Is-Wrong-With-Ztnet-pr3ttyf1y/Bash-quote/31533.html [TonyD] wtf is wrong with ztnet?
[Pr3ttyF1y] tonyd: blame lev
[TonyD] i alerady did, it did not help]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [ed] Noah's Ark, Bah.[ed] [god] Dude, You...]]> http://soccer06.ca/ed-Noah-s-Ark-Bah-ed-god-Dude-You/Bash-quote/31910.html [Ed] Noah's Ark, bah.
[Ed] [GOD] DUDE, YOU HAVE TO LIKE... GET A BUNCH OF ANMIALS AND SHIT. ALL OF theM.
[crunchyfish] [God] Gotta ctach 'em all!

]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [timer] My Penis Has A Linux Distribution On...]]> http://soccer06.ca/timer-My-Penis-Has-Linux-Distribution-On/Bash-quote/31912.html [defz] minix?]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [iinthesky] Heh.. I Got Pulled Over By A Cop...]]> http://soccer06.ca/iinthesky-Heh-I-Got-Pulled-Over-By-Cop/Bash-quote/32153.html theSky] Heh.. I got pulled over by a cop driving a automobile service car
[@OnErr0r] dude.. You have terrbile luck with cops :P
[iInTheSky] No kidding
[iInTheSky] :)
[iInTheSky] He was looking at my cock asking me why my zipper was open
[iInTheSky] made me wonder]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: --]  ( Join )  Josiejaz...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Join-Josiejaz/Bash-quote/32356.html ( josiejaz )  fucking god damn peice of s**t ISP
( Eric )  i love how you cencored "shit"
( Eric )  but forgot fucking and damn]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [xtg|hw] And Only An Uncle Would Beat The Shit...]]> http://soccer06.ca/xtg-hw-Only-Uncle-Would-Beat-Shit/Bash-quote/32640.html [XtG|HW] and only an unlce would beat the shit out of the great hio after hio hit a manoower truck
[TheGreatHio] manoower?


[XtG|HW] manoower
[TheGreatHio] i think you mean Manure
[XtG|HW] no
[XtG|HW] manoower
[TerraxNovae] WTF is that
[XtG|HW] poop
[XtG|HW] manoower
[TerraxNovae] BWAHAHAH   MANURE!


[XtG|HW] shit.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [+sysys] I Could Tell You If Windows Fucking Me...]]> http://soccer06.ca/sysys-I-Could-Tell-You-Windows-Fucking-Me/Bash-quote/33191.html [+sysys] er
[+sysys] WINDOWS ME
[+sysys] that didnt come out right
[@spacemank] LOL]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [krell] Man, Im So Fuckin Thick...]]> http://soccer06.ca/krell-Man-Im-So-Fuckin-Thick/Bash-quote/33378.html [Krell] man, im so fuckin thick today
[PinkShirt] your density increased?]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [mongorian] A Woman In The Mens Room Is Soooo...]]> http://soccer06.ca/mongorian-Woman-In-Mens-Room-Is-Soooo/Bash-quote/33950.html the mens room is SOOOO FUNAY
[Exor[B-AFK]] a woman in the mens room = awkward
[Exor[B-AFK]] a boy in the womans room = lawsuit]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [downer] Who Is You?[sarpedon] Yo...]]> http://soccer06.ca/downer-Who-Is-You-sarpedon-Yo/Bash-quote/34724.html [downer] who is you?
[Sarpedon] yo mama
[Sarpedon] oh wait...
I'm sorry
[Sarpedon] i often confuse myself WITH POEPLE I FUCK]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [samah] Hmm The One Bad Thing About Seeing Cute...]]> http://soccer06.ca/samah-Hmm-One-Bad-Thing-About-Seeing-Cute/Bash-quote/34771.html the one bad thing about seeing cute chicks - it gets me depressed....
T_T
[@toe2toe] /j #suicide]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [darth-phenom] Hmm, Good Rpg's Coming Out Of...]]> http://soccer06.ca/darth-phenom-Hmm-Good-Rpg-s-Coming-Out-Of/Bash-quote/35179.html [Darth-Phenom] Hmm, good RPG's coming out of Russia
[Squinky] Food Quest 7?

]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: Geeky Weezer Fan: Gay Cruises Are For Gay...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Geeky-Weezer-Fan-Gay-Cruises-Are-For-Gay/Bash-quote/35332.html Geeky Weezer Fan: Gay Cruises are for gay persons....
onkeybutt87: they are?
onkeybutt87: uh-oh
onkeybutt87: Dad's not going to be glad about that one]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [amish] Why Do Women Care If You Have An Ass...]]> http://soccer06.ca/amish-Why-Do-Women-Care-You-Have-Ass/Bash-quote/35367.html [Amish] it's not like they're going to do aynthing with it, but squeeze it
[cardcheat] subconsciously, ass muscles are used in thrusting movements of sex
[cardcheat] so it symbolizes good prowess
[Amish] I will date blind girls only. If they strat to feel my ass, I will wear two cantaloupe halves]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [chesed] I Couldn't Find The Food You...]]> http://soccer06.ca/chesed-I-Couldn-t-Find-Food-You/Bash-quote/35453.html the food you like
[chesed] I couldn't find a card
[chesed] So I hope thsee flowers say it best:
[chesed] Dear Lord you make me hard]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [b2uc] And Why Do Girls Say They Want...]]> http://soccer06.ca/b2uc-Why-Do-Girls-Say-They-Want/Bash-quote/35550.html [B2uc] and why do girls say they want honesty...then don't...like the other night I was like "What would you like to do?...movie or go out to eat?

"...it was like "Well what do you want to do?

"...I was like "Well if it was up to me...we'd just go home and fuck and then you could drvie yourself home while I catch the last of the ball game"
[B2uc] and then I get a dirty look.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [shun2] Woot[shun2] I Found The Last Gta3...]]> http://soccer06.ca/shun2-Woot-shun2-I-Found-Last-Gta3/Bash-quote/35651.html [Shun2] woot
[Shun2] I found the last GTA3 hidden package
[slm] wow, welcome to two yeras ago
[The359] lol
[slm] Are you gonna beat bowser next?
[Shun2] dude
[Shun2] he's tough]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: * Wes *rimjob*(wes): Er* Wes *rimshot*]]> http://soccer06.ca/Wes-rimjob-wes-Er-Wes-rimshot/Bash-quote/35746.html (Wes): er
* Wes *rimshot*]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [fallen] Let Me Tell Ya Its Hard To Keep Up...]]> http://soccer06.ca/fallen-Let-Me-Tell-Ya-Its-Hard-To-Keep-Up/Bash-quote/35768.html <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [mad|mungkee] I Was Playing Everquest Once And...]]> http://soccer06.ca/mad-mungkee-I-Was-Playing-Everquest-Once-And/Bash-quote/35796.html [Mad|Mungkee] pretty sad
[brasshorse] did his elf die]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [nicoli_t] Urgh... I Feel Like Such A...]]> http://soccer06.ca/nicoli-t-Urgh-I-Feel-Like-Such-A/Bash-quote/35812.html [Nicoli_t] so I was in buffalo new york right, and theres that titanic like gotihc building...
[Nicoli_t] all these little ledges and shit...
[Nicoli_t] So I looked at it... And said to myeslf "you know what... That would be a kickass sniping tower in unreal...
[Nicoli_t] i could like, climb that with the translocater easily..."
[logical_or] lol, geek
[Nicoli_t] thats okay, my friend started identifying what the radio towers on top of it did, he works at radio shack.
[logical_or] ROFL]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [splice] A Duran, A Thomson Twin, Eddie Money,...]]> http://soccer06.ca/splice-Duran-Thomson-Twin-Eddie-Money/Bash-quote/36020.html [splice] get those clowns together and you've got cocaine voltron]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [`sonny-michaels] Oh Good...]]> http://soccer06.ca/sonny-michaels-Oh-Good/Bash-quote/36064.html [`Sonny-Michaels] Oh good lord
[`Sonny-Michaels] As if www.mofo.com wasn't bad enough
[`Sonny-Michaels] You know the company Powergen?


[@Evil-PR-Director] uh oh
[`Sonny-Michaels] I am told they're starting to move into Italy
[`Sonny-Michaels] Using the suffix Italia tacked onto the corp name
[`Sonny-Michaels] That's wrong in more ways than I want to guess about
[@Evil-PR-Director] yeah...
[`Sonny-Michaels] Specially since they spelled it out for the url
[`Sonny-Michaels] http://www.powergenitalia.com/]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [exo] Why Are Redneck Murders So Hard To...]]> http://soccer06.ca/exo-Why-Are-Redneck-Murders-So-Hard-To/Bash-quote/36216.html [exo] cuz theres no dental reocrds and all their DNA is the same
[fearz] HAHAHA]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [konik] First Of All Let Me Say That Mac...]]> http://soccer06.ca/konik-First-All-Let-Me-Say-That-Mac/Bash-quote/36498.html there is no remaining genetic material that might infect the rest of the gene pool.
[pixagen] amen
[pixagen] there is a guy at work who always tells pepole that their system would never fail, be slow, freeze, or cause stress if it was a Mac
[pixagen] i tried to stab him but he is nimble and spry
[natx] tell him i love him]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [ne|kevindeux] Would Me Run Good On A P100,...]]> http://soccer06.ca/ne-kevindeux-Would-Me-Run-Good-P100/Bash-quote/36629.html [NE|KevinDeux] would ME run good on a p100, 32mb ram?
[[xeno]Nirox] sure....if its being draegd behind a car]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: Neoness: My Cell Phone Rang In The Church And...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Neoness-My-Cell-Phone-Rang-In-Church-And/Bash-quote/36683.html NeoNess: My cell phone rang in the church and everyone looked at me.
I answered it and soemone told me to turn it off.
I told them it was god and he was furiously angered at them, and he would smite them with his holy fist.
I proceeded to scream "Repent!" at the top of my voice.
long story short, I dont have to go to church anymore]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [gribble] Might Apply For Some Jobs I Don't...]]> http://soccer06.ca/gribble-Might-Apply-For-Some-Jobs-I-Don-t/Bash-quote/36692.html <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [poo] Norp I Will Scan You Now[norp] Poo So...]]> http://soccer06.ca/poo-Norp-I-Will-Scan-You-Now-norp-Poo-So/Bash-quote/36877.html [norp] poo so what ports do i have open?
[Poo] I am not looking at ports I am looking at services
[lukeiyo-e] i've run a scan on both of you... I'm not detecting girlfriends]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [babywafn] Ew[babywafn] All They Had...]]> http://soccer06.ca/babywafn-Ew-babywafn-All-They-Had/Bash-quote/36910.html [babywafn] all they had was
[babywafn] diet caffeine free pepsi twist
[babywafn] which is basically pepsi's way of saying 'FUCK YOU']]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [skye_alpha] Warning: This Has Caused An...]]> http://soccer06.ca/skye-alpha-Warning-This-Has-Caused-An/Bash-quote/37014.html <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [~darkstar] I Had Sex With Your Mother Last...]]> http://soccer06.ca/darkstar-I-Had-Sex-With-Mother-Last/Bash-quote/37022.html [~DarkStar] *my]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: Desusgrimm: Get Out Of The Bitter Barn And Play...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Desusgrimm-Get-Out-Bitter-Barn-Play/Bash-quote/37043.html DesusGrimm: Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay!
DesusGrimm: someone actaully put that as their info.
DesusGrimm: someone that I once made out with.
Lord Galadriel: meagan
DesusGrimm: WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS UNTIL THE END OF TIME
DesusGrimm: fuck.
Lord Galadriel: lol]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [digib0t]  Coming Up : ' Linkin Park -...]]> http://soccer06.ca/digib0t-Coming-Up-Linkin-Park/Bash-quote/37047.html [DigiB0t]  Coming Up : ' Linkin Park - Nobody's Listening '!

Your currnet DJ is : MaxxSpawn!

  We currently have   0 listeners.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [kylev] Bahahahahahahahaha[kylev]...]]> http://soccer06.ca/kylev-Bahahahahahahahaha-kylev/Bash-quote/37197.html [kylev] hahahahaha
[kylev] some girl just came onto our floor
[kylev] and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
[kylev] i just asked her what the paper was about
[kylev] and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
[`Neo] bahahahaha]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [javachickn] O Fuck My Foot Is Asleep...]]> http://soccer06.ca/javachickn-O-Fuck-My-Foot-Is-Asleep/Bash-quote/37880.html [javachickn] WHAT DO I DO
[javachickn] HURRY
[Steve] wake it up with fire
[Steve] the really hot kind.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [e-claire] We're Doing A Play In Drama.[a-c]...]]> http://soccer06.ca/e-claire-We-re-Doing-Play-In-Drama-a-c/Bash-quote/38469.html [E-Claire] We're diong a play in drama.
[A-C] oh yeah?


[E-Claire] Yeah. A play about soviet Russia
[E-Claire] Only we're using household animals. We got the idea from Orwell's ainmal farm.
[A-C] Will you have Gerbils?
[E-Claire] Nah...he was nazi germany.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [leto] I Had A Password I Could Type Entirely...]]> http://soccer06.ca/leto-I-Had-Password-I-Could-Type-Entirely/Bash-quote/38716.html [Nugget] why?
[Leto] so I could unlock my screen while consuming coffee]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: * Fido2 Ponders His Next Move[@doody] Queen...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Fido2-Ponders-His-Next-Move-doody-Queen/Bash-quote/38867.html * fido2 ponders his next move
[@Doody] Queen to knight four?]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: *** 10 Points Awarded To Queen_daisy33. 'carb':...]]> http://soccer06.ca/10-Points-Awarded-To-Queen-daisy33-carb/Bash-quote/38878.html jesus_onacracker: haha
queen_daisy33: woo 10 points
queen_daisy33: take that atkins]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [nubber] So My Choices Are A Diseased Crack...]]> http://soccer06.ca/nubber-So-My-Choices-Are-Diseased-Crack/Bash-quote/39465.html <![CDATA[Bash Quote: Magustol: What About A Geek Nightclub?adam R...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Magustol-What-About-Geek-Nightclub-Adam-R/Bash-quote/39710.html Magustol: what aobut a geek nightclub?


Adam r the God: what?

Instead of a dancefloor, just a bunch of DDR machines?]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [gandalf] How Do You Create A User In...]]> http://soccer06.ca/gandalf-How-Do-You-Create-User-In/Bash-quote/39932.html [Gandalf] how do you create a user in linux?


[@Viceroy] you can't, if you use linux you're going to live alnoe forever]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [ramawurk] The First Few Hours Of...]]> http://soccer06.ca/ramawurk-First-Few-Hours-Of/Bash-quote/40033.html the first few hours of work
[RamaWURK] Just drag on
[Jato] Hey Rama.
[The_Orichalcon] Rama, play "What's that noise"
[The_Orichalcon] it hepls pass the time
[Jato] How do you play "What's that noise"
[The_Orichalcon] you listen for a little while, and try to hear a noise that you can't quite make out
[The_Orichalcon] then you go around finding out what's making the noise
[The_Orichalcon] or the multiplayer version
[The_Orichalcon] if you have mates that are bored
[RamaWURK] lol
[The_Orichalcon] they make noises
[The_Orichalcon] and you have to notice where and what they are
[Jato] TO, you are on a whole other level of boredom.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [bruka] I'd Hire A Pornstar. Everytime I See...]]> http://soccer06.ca/bruka-I-d-Hire-Pornstar-Everytime-I-See/Bash-quote/40229.html they're hard at work.]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [rancid_beaver] Im Sick And Tired Of This...]]> http://soccer06.ca/rancid-beaver-Im-Sick-Tired-This/Bash-quote/40283.html [rancid_beaver] relationship*
[rancid_beaver] how the fuck did i mipsell that?]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [ng-buddhist] I Found Something Humorously...]]> http://soccer06.ca/ng-buddhist-I-Found-Something-Humorously/Bash-quote/40451.html [NG-Buddhist] I was reading a magazine from my English room after my exam, about the most influenital persons of the last 50 years
[NG-Buddhist] and various pictures were cut out, but i didnt think about it
[NG-Buddhist] then i got to the back of the book, and somebody glued in Rosa Park's picture of her sitting there
[Marcus-] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [revolution|angel] He Thinks Because We Idle 4...]]> http://soccer06.ca/revolution-angel-He-Thinks-Because-We-Idle-4/Bash-quote/40481.html the same channels
[Revolution|AngeL] we're somehow friends
[Revolution|AngeL] i dont even know how it started.
[Revolution|AngeL] a casual glance here
[Revolution|AngeL] a soft touch there
[Revolution|AngeL] gentle, warm and caring chatting.
[Revolution|AngeL] brokeback irc.
[Revolution|AngeL] i wish i knew how to /quit you]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: Mellotron: Wow, This Is Just Begging For Police...]]> http://soccer06.ca/Mellotron-Wow-This-Is-Just-Begging-For-Police/Bash-quote/40659.html mellotron: wow, this is just begging for police investigation
mellotron: alt.binaries.porn.children
Indolentron: dont worry!  it's porn *for* children!


Indolentron: the word of the day is "clitoris!

" can you find the clitoris on this woman's vulva?
]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [derkum] You Know Your Mom Has Humour When Her...]]> http://soccer06.ca/derkum-You-Know-Mom-Has-Humour-When-Her/Bash-quote/40881.html the compuetr is "divorce05"]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [roric23] I Just Pulled An Elastic Thread Out...]]> http://soccer06.ca/roric23-I-Just-Pulled-Elastic-Thread-Out/Bash-quote/40924.html [Pace|Around] yay for Sock Floss
[rigelIsGood] Dude, that is kinda gross.
[roric23] well, yeah. It does sort of have that sock-like flavor to it
[roric23] not that I taste socks for a living or anything
[Pace|Around] Well, if you ever want to, you right now have something to put on your reusme]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [pseudoof_the_goat] Can Somebody Help...]]> http://soccer06.ca/pseudoof-the-goat-Can-Somebody-Help/Bash-quote/41000.html [Pseudoof_the_Goat] can somebody help me?


[Pseudoof_The_Goat] i know linux is more secure
[Pseudoof_The_Goat] but i can't run linux cause i still need windows
[Pseudoof_The_Goat] i want to install the linux version of firefox on windows
[Pseudoof_The_Goat] anybody know how?
]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [sierrasonic] The Internet Is Made Up Of 3...]]> http://soccer06.ca/sierrasonic-Internet-Is-Made-Up-3/Bash-quote/41427.html [SierraSonic] the World Wide Web is made up of 3 things
[SierraSonic] 99.9% porn
[SierraSonic] .1% violence
[Crash2] and 0% of?


[Marcx] 0% intellect]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [crazymike811] Infinity Is Simply Nothing With...]]> http://soccer06.ca/crazymike811-Infinity-Is-Simply-Nothing-With/Bash-quote/41566.html <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [chipper] Hexidecimal Counting Systems Are...]]> http://soccer06.ca/chipper-Hexidecimal-Counting-Systems-Are/Bash-quote/41680.html [Chipper] Heixdecimal counting systems are awesome!


[Chipper] On a scale from 1 to 10, I give them an E]]> <![CDATA[Bash Quote: [rustybridge] Does The Notepad Ever Run...]]> http://soccer06.ca/rustybridge-Does-Notepad-Ever-Run/Bash-quote/41703.html [RustyBridge] does the NoteaPd ever run out
[ArtoSaari] lmao?

[RustyBridge] ?
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