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-] *Sea* I'm making services talk and he's so stoned that he thinks he's imagining it :)
[OperServ] WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, LIFESPIKE, YOU TERRORIST BASTARD
[Lifespike] OPER, NO
[Lifespike] dude IM INNOCENT I SWEAR
[@LagServ] YOU'VE BEEN A BAD BOY
[Lifespike] nooo
[Lifespike] SOMEBODY CALL KEN
[Lifespike] SOMEBODY HACKED HIS BOX
[Lifespike] THE SERVICES ARE ATTAKING ME
[LagServ] GREETINGS, JUSTIN! I AM YOUR GUARDIAN SPIRIT!
[Lifespike] really?
[LagServ] YES. I HAVE COME TO TELL YOU OF YOUR QUEST.
[Lifespike] what do i have to do?
[LagServ] You must travel into the wilderness, naked.
You must stay there for 18 days. You must fuck every goat you encounter and carry around a bucket of green Jell-O.
[Lifespike] holy shit, i never knew that was real
[Lifespike] i'm gonna do that soon, i swear
[OperServ] DIE!
[MemoServ] DIE!
[NickServ] DIE!
[Lifespike] THEYRE TELLING ME TO DIE
[Lifespike] FUCK THIS IM OUTTA HERE
*** Quits: Lifespike
[Ariakas] Wow.
[Ariakas] I'd make a hell of a psychologist.
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