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Bash Quote: [sede] I Was Cleaning Out Under My Waterbed...


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[Sede] I was cleaning out under my waterbed mattress a few years ago and found a rzaorblade.
I was cleainng it out again yesterday and found a 5" long nail. I guess I have a suicidal waterbed Sad
[Sede] I also fonud Auto Insurance from Monopoly, and a broken-off mechanical monkey hand. I don't know how that stuff winds up unedr my waterbed but it is awesome.
[Kazz] there isn't Auto Insurance in Monopoly
[Kazz] there is in Life though
[Sede] The things that wind up under my matress is like the inventory of an old LucasArts adventure game.
[Sede] I always stashed Auto Insurance somewhere near when playing Monopoly in case I got the auto piece.

Then I did not have to pay taxes.
[Sede] I usually got to be the car, cause otherwise I'd pick the Scottish-Terrier-riding-a-wheelbarrow-wearing-a-tophat piece, which did not leave anyone else many options.
[Sede] My dad probably shouldn't have given me a soldering iron for my birthday.




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