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[SgtBallard] There was this kid back in Junior High that asked our group about how to Masturbate. Well Saint there and I dceided to play a joke on him. We told him that the key to jacking it was the firestarter method
[Uberm4cht] fire starter?
[SaintAlvus] Thats when you take your dick in both hands, and rub opposite directions quickly as if you are rubbing a stick to start a fire. Ballard thoguh told the little prick to flick the tip when his dick became numb.
[SgtBallard] Yep, Kid comes back the next week and tells us that he did it until he started bleeding but he never came. That will make me luagh till the day I die.




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