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Bash Quote: [sherlock_holmes|eating] Heh, So I An Anatomoy...


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[sherlock_holmes|eating] heh, so i an anatomoy paper due yesterday, and when i was babysitting last week i asked if they wouldn't mind if i usede their comp
[sherlock_holmes|eating] the dad said yea, so i asked if he had a filter for adult material turned on.  he got a suspicious look in his eye and i told him that filters also block out non-pr0n related material, and since i'm doing an anatomy paper, it'd block out words that anatomy sites use, like penis or vagina
[sherlock_holmes|eating] he said he'd turn it off on the conidtion that i would promise not to use it for pr0n and i said 'nah, i took care of that before i came over' and we both kind of chuckled
[sherlock_holmes|eating] needless to say his wife was saying good-bye to the kid in the next room and they could hear me and not 10 minutes after i'm at home just wondering why my timid masturbation joke did more damage to that kids inner psyche than his mom calling me a filthy bastard who should rot in hell right in front of the little guy in that high annoying voice that women get...
[ssj_gotensama] lol, you were gonna use it for wankin weren't ya
[sherlock_holmes|eating] no that's the thing, i wasn't... I brought over anal invaders 2 for when the kid went to sleep, you can track web surfing history, you can't track what videos you put in the vcr
[ssj_gotensama] well i guess the worst part is your out of an 8 buck an hour job
[sherlock_holmes|eating] no the wrost part is i left my anatomy book over at their place and i don't have the balls to go over and ask for it =(




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