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[Shirley] it was my girlfriends birthday, and i stayed at her place, and i put fudge in the toilet early in the morning, so when we woke up, i went to the toilet and she was getting ready to get in the shower
[Shirley] and when she looked at me, i reached into the toilet and garbbed a handful of what she thought was poop
[Shirley] and threw it at her
[Shirley] and screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH! "
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