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[skreid] so i was tirck or treating right
[GODLY] arent u a little old for that?
[skreid] fuck no
[skreid] anyway
[skreid] so i went as a present this year, just a bigass bow and some curled ribbons, and i go up to this door
[skreid] and a 75 year old woman and her husband open the door, and the woman goes "what are you?"
[skreid] i go "a present", and she gives me candy. just as i start to walk away, she goes
[skreid] "who would want that??
"
[skreid] and some little kid behind me just goes "OHHHH! BURN!"
[GODLY] loser.
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