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[SonicBlues] man, don't shove vibraotrs up your ass if your a guy guy.
I was trying to milk my prostate y'know, damnit, I guess the vibrator was too much for me.
[SonicBlues] get this, i slide the dildo up my but, smothered with ky jelly yeah?
I flip it on, and I start stroking.
[DrQ] that cant end up well....
[SonicBlues] now, i'm in front of a TV, about 3.5 meters away from me, compensate about .25 meters for the diagonal. But man, i start strokng, and maybe 8 minutes later, i get that surging pain from my nuts and i shoot the silver bullet all the way to the tv guy. Christ.
[DrQ] conrgatulations
[Thrifty] Hahahahah holy shit man
[SonicBlues] yeah, the issue is, I came onto irc to tell you all, my girlfriend stepped in...
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