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[sword] i have the fantastic girlfriend
[jon334] girlfriends are never perfect, m8
[sword] well last night while she was giving me a back massage she asked me whether i wanted anything to eat or a blwojob or both.
I said that im a bit tired so she got me a beer from the fridge and said that i should make myself comfortable
[sword] casue she still hadnt finished my home assignment for the PHP class and she wanted to check /.
Too
[jon334] she good looking?

[sword] id say so, yea
[jon334] MRARY HER!
NOW




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